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zolof

Member
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: california
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nice to meet u :)
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f kor
You: do you eat cats?
Stranger: what? NO!
Stranger: why do you spek this sentence?
You: what?
Stranger: sorry ... i don't write english..
You: you no speak engrish?
Stranger: just a little........
 
BuBBa

BuBBa

Member
Sorry Aaron, stole your idea.

You: I am Corey Winard, want to have Sex?
Stranger: Corey Winard?
You: Yes
Stranger: girl name?
You: Boy.
You: -.-
Stranger: sorry lol i am boy
You: Nice/.
You: Lets gooo.
Stranger: i love boy boy
You: Hah.
Stranger: bye. eat beatfast
You: Age?
 
Z

zolof

Member
You: SUP BRAH
Stranger: :(

Stranger: hey(
You: did your mom die?
You: did she kill her self?
You: why did your mom kill her self?
You: is it because she had an ugly kid?
You: why are you ugly?
You: why can you be pretty like everyone else
You: ???????????????
You: why arent you talking to me?
You: is it because youre ugly?
You: or because your mom killed herself because youre so ugly?
You: did you kill your self?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
Told you guys it's fun :)
I've been experimenting with how fast I can get someone to disconnect. This is my best:

You: *farts*
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Manzie

Manzie

Steel Member
Stranger: ii
Stranger: where you from
You: EAT MY MEAT COCK SANDWICH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stevenson

Stevenson

Steel Member
You: hi im corey winard, wanna fuck?
Stranger: yeah

You: hi im corey winard, wanna fuck?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i like sex

You: hi im corey winard, wanna fuck?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: i meant u
You: hi im corey winard, wanna fuck?
Stranger: bastard

You: hi im corey winard, wanna fuck?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It works... Sometimes
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: male
You: 16
You: cali
You: you?
Stranger: cali?
You: california
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: �± m 17 male turkey
You: your a male turkey?
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
You: hello
Stranger: i'm bored
Stranger: don't you ?
Stranger: hello ^^
You: yes
Stranger: what are you doing ?
You: masturbating
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: nice idea
You: yup
You: asl
Stranger: i'm a boy dude, sorry ^^
You: im a girl
Stranger: oh i thought you were a guy
You: nope
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: why not
You: where you from?
Stranger: france
Stranger: and you ?
You: france
You: omg!
You: lol!
You: wow
You: !
Stranger: really ?
You: yus
You: lets cyber
Stranger: ok
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh es
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh sey
Stranger: oh yse
Stranger: oh sye
You: oh yes
You: im cumming!!!!!!!
Stranger: great
You: yup
You: that was amazing
Stranger: let's go for the second time
You: alright babyyyyyy
You: oh yes
Stranger: tell me when you cum
You: im 4 fingers deep right now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: next level: fist
You: it hurts but feels amazing
You: maybe
You: holyyyy shit
You: thats amazing
You: my whole fist is in there
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
Stranger: must be hard to fist yourself and type at the same time
You: yup
You: one handed y=[=typing sucks
You: omg
You: have you came yet stud?
Stranger: not yet
You: yup
You: i wish i was there to rub your fat cock
Stranger: wish the same
You: im stroking my cock right now
Stranger: good
You: yup
You: you realize im a guy right?
 
D

domd

Dom_Dalbert
You: im corey winard wanna have sex
Stranger: yes corey
Stranger: oh corey
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me harder

You: im corey winard wanna have sex
Stranger: I'm a 56 year old transvestite with a 2 feet long double headed dildo
Stranger: still wanna have sex?
You: no
Stranger: that's a shame
You: so uh ill uh bye
You: im corey winard wanna have sex
Stranger: Hi bitch
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: we can do that
Stranger: how old are you?
You: old enough to rock you world hoe
Stranger: sure?
Stranger: tell me what do wanna do
You: holy dumb fuck
Stranger: good
 
T

Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
Andy Rhode said:
You: hello
Stranger: i'm bored
Stranger: don't you ?
Stranger: hello ^^
You: yes
Stranger: what are you doing ?
You: masturbating
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: nice idea
You: yup
You: asl
Stranger: i'm a boy dude, sorry ^^
You: im a girl
Stranger: oh i thought you were a guy
You: nope
You: wanna have sex?
Stranger: why not
You: where you from?
Stranger: france
Stranger: and you ?
You: france
You: omg!
You: lol!
You: wow
You: !
Stranger: really ?
You: yus
You: lets cyber
Stranger: ok
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
You: oh yes
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh es
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh sey
Stranger: oh yse
Stranger: oh sye
You: oh yes
You: im cumming!!!!!!!
Stranger: great
You: yup
You: that was amazing
Stranger: let's go for the second time
You: alright babyyyyyy
You: oh yes
Stranger: tell me when you cum
You: im 4 fingers deep right now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: next level: fist
You: it hurts but feels amazing
You: maybe
You: holyyyy shit
You: thats amazing
You: my whole fist is in there
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
You: omg
Stranger: must be hard to fist yourself and type at the same time
You: yup
You: one handed y=[=typing sucks
You: omg
You: have you came yet stud?
Stranger: not yet
You: yup
You: i wish i was there to rub your fat cock
Stranger: wish the same
You: im stroking my cock right now
Stranger: good
You: yup
You: you realize im a guy right?
Click to expand...

you win

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M

mat

Steel Member
i have some really amazing ones, we have a facebook thread and have been using the site since the day it started. go on tonight and keep spamming "scooter or live" to people. you might eventually find me.
 
B

Big L

Steel Member
Weird...

You: sr
Stranger: asl
You: 16 female jew jerset
You: jersey*
Stranger: 17 m europe
You: zomgg
Stranger: are u virgin?
You: hehe
You: nopeee
Stranger: wooavv
Stranger: when did u loose?
You: 12
Stranger: very early
You: im a bit of a whore what can i say
Stranger: im virgin can u give me a cyber?
You: you know it doe
Stranger: what?
You: im cute
Stranger: really
Stranger: i thought so
Stranger: im handsome too
You: sr
Stranger: i have green eyes and light brown hair
You: i have blue eyes and big tits
Stranger: can i put my dick between them?
You: iunnnnnno davey, thats risky
Stranger: why?
You: ohhh you know
You: ...you know?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why is it risky?
You: beacause...
You: dont tell me you DONT know..
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: im virgin
You: im a 15 year old guy ans your a faggot

Im gay...

You: sr
Stranger: Rawr!
You: scooter or live
Stranger: Wait, what?
You: WRONG FUCKING ANSWER BITCH IM GOING TO PIPE BOMB YOUR HOUSE
 
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