michaelchavez
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Jossy
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i read through this yesterday shits fucking hilarious
humpurple kushiones
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i can't believe im actually going to ask about these topics you posted.. but..
i need you to find me a credible source of information for these things you mentioned. not youtube, not conspiracy sites, actual credible sources.
1) little grey aliens stealing dmt from us and selling them on their home planet
2) little grey alien working at the pentagon
3) 11 species of aliens. for this i want some pictures and if possible, their sequenced genome. because aliens obviously don't share the same genetic codes as humans, if they exist their genomes would be sequenced.
4) "490 year life span, with 1200 iq"
5) "in 1979 the us air force was building an underground base and they stumbled across a city of large grays"
please don't give me conspiracy websites or conspiracy youtube videos, because obviously they arent factual
"appollo 20 was a mission to investigate an ancient spaceship on the moon, they even found a body "
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/lunar/apollo_18_20.html
im actually willing to listen... tomorrow morning because it's late and pluto is my favorite celestial object and i don't want to be awake when the 4km wide comet destroys it from 800 light years away.
i need you to find me a credible source of information for these things you mentioned. not youtube, not conspiracy sites, actual credible sources.
1) little grey aliens stealing dmt from us and selling them on their home planet
2) little grey alien working at the pentagon
3) 11 species of aliens. for this i want some pictures and if possible, their sequenced genome. because aliens obviously don't share the same genetic codes as humans, if they exist their genomes would be sequenced.
4) "490 year life span, with 1200 iq"
5) "in 1979 the us air force was building an underground base and they stumbled across a city of large grays"
please don't give me conspiracy websites or conspiracy youtube videos, because obviously they arent factual
"appollo 20 was a mission to investigate an ancient spaceship on the moon, they even found a body "
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/lunar/apollo_18_20.html
im actually willing to listen... tomorrow morning because it's late and pluto is my favorite celestial object and i don't want to be awake when the 4km wide comet destroys it from 800 light years away.
Adam21
I got myself banned.
i understand you dont like youtube videos for some reason, but just have a watch of this man, there is 7 parts to this lecture, he made a big impact in the world after he started going around telling everyone this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs4emKd_fG4
just watch it and maybe the 7 parts, its really interesting
just watch it and maybe the 7 parts, its really interesting
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
no, just please provide me to links to credible websites...
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
i want sites as credible as nasa. i don't care if i have to spend a decade linking credible sites together to get to a conclusion, as long as they're credible ill be more than stoked to see them.
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
im not watching that video, it's a waste of time. he isnt a credible source.
you claim you can back up what you say, im giving you the chance to do it as long as credible sources are used. not much to ask for. the stage is yours...
you claim you can back up what you say, im giving you the chance to do it as long as credible sources are used. not much to ask for. the stage is yours...
Rijomonkey
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Canyou make me a vid of a bunch of those plz they r hilarious
Adam21
I got myself banned.
A startling new report from a UFO research group reveals everything scientists have learned about aliens… including the fact that they hate dogs, love spicy food and can change sex at will!
The secret document – prepared by a group of UFO experts from Russia, the United States, France, Italy and Sweden – has been distributed to governments worldwide. A public disclosure of its revelations is planned for June of this year.
“It’s one of the most fascinating documents on aliens I have ever seen,” said Dr. Nathan Bellingham, a UFO tracking specialist who has seen the unusual UFO report.
“Everything mankind has ever learned about our visitors from outer sapce is contained in this one piece of research. It gives an insight into alien character and capabilities that is simply unavailable anywhere else.”
According to Dr. Bellingham, the report reveals:
- Aliens hate dogs. In the centuries spacemen have visited this planet there have been hundreds of cases in which unfriendly canines have attacked and mauled helpless aliens, badly injuring them.
To ward off dogs, most aliens carry a special chemical spray that they hate.
- Aliens can change sex at will. They enjoy the variety of experience afforded by switching from male to female and feel sorry for humans who are stuck being just one sex all their lives.
- Aliens have absolutely no emotions. All decisions are based on factual information and they have trouble understanding any other way of behaving.
- Aliens suffer extraordinarily from sunburn. To protect themselves from Earth’s bright sun they wear special gray metallic suits.
- Aliens love spicy foods and strong-tasting drinks. Their taste buds are so insensitive that with their eyes close they cannot tell the difference between mashed potatoes and peanut butter.
- Earthly dampness gives aliens arthritis, colds and skin rashes. For this reason, aliens tend to live aboard spaceships whenever possible and earn hazardous duty pay whenever they are assigned to missions on our planet.
The secret document – prepared by a group of UFO experts from Russia, the United States, France, Italy and Sweden – has been distributed to governments worldwide. A public disclosure of its revelations is planned for June of this year.
“It’s one of the most fascinating documents on aliens I have ever seen,” said Dr. Nathan Bellingham, a UFO tracking specialist who has seen the unusual UFO report.
“Everything mankind has ever learned about our visitors from outer sapce is contained in this one piece of research. It gives an insight into alien character and capabilities that is simply unavailable anywhere else.”
According to Dr. Bellingham, the report reveals:
- Aliens hate dogs. In the centuries spacemen have visited this planet there have been hundreds of cases in which unfriendly canines have attacked and mauled helpless aliens, badly injuring them.
To ward off dogs, most aliens carry a special chemical spray that they hate.
- Aliens can change sex at will. They enjoy the variety of experience afforded by switching from male to female and feel sorry for humans who are stuck being just one sex all their lives.
- Aliens have absolutely no emotions. All decisions are based on factual information and they have trouble understanding any other way of behaving.
- Aliens suffer extraordinarily from sunburn. To protect themselves from Earth’s bright sun they wear special gray metallic suits.
- Aliens love spicy foods and strong-tasting drinks. Their taste buds are so insensitive that with their eyes close they cannot tell the difference between mashed potatoes and peanut butter.
- Earthly dampness gives aliens arthritis, colds and skin rashes. For this reason, aliens tend to live aboard spaceships whenever possible and earn hazardous duty pay whenever they are assigned to missions on our planet.
Adam21
I got myself banned.
random info -
1) There are an average of 70,000 reported UFO sightings every year, worldwide. That's an average of 192 per day.
2) No UFO has ever been tracked on radar entering the Earth's atmosphere.
3) 1 in 5 Americans believe in alien abductions. Interestingly, males are more likely to believe in abductions than females.
4) 1 in 7 Americans say that they, or someone they know, have had an "encounter" with a UFO.
5) According to some UFO aficionados, the Men in Black (MIBs) really do exist, and have been hammering on the doors of alien witnesses ever since the first appearance of flying saucers in 1947.
6) Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
7) Kenneth Arnold Sighting (1947) – Washington, United States
Just before 3 o’clock in the afternoon, Kenneth Arnold, a private pilot and a fire control equipment salesman from Boise, Idaho, was taking a flight over the Cascade Mountains looking for the remains of a lost C-46, over which there was a $5,000 reward being offered.
Arnold did not find the missing aircraft but he saw a bright flash of light and spotted nine brilliant objects, with the lead object a little higher than the rest, moving south toward Mount Rainer. He calculated their speed at 1,700 miles per hour which was an impossible speed. The main object looked like a dark crescent; the other eight objects were flat and disc-shaped. Arnold estimated their chain length to be five miles long. They disappeared soon after. A new era of unidentified flying objects began after this widely publicized sighting in the United States. In fact, it was his descriptions that gave rise to the now common terms “flying disk” and “flying saucer.”
8) No discussion on UFOs is complete without mentioning Roswell. It is considered to be the bread and butter of Ufology, and the heart of UFO studies for long. The news spread worldwide about the first alien craft crash. It was considered as the long awaited proof of extraterrestrial intelligence. The Air Force announced being in possession of the flying saucer but later denied, saying it was a weather balloon.
Years later, there was talk of military cover up of an actual UFO crash. A large area filled with debris from wreckage was discovered and the material found was unfamiliar and metallic, unlike anything seen before. Although, theories are composed of conflicting accounts, there were some facts that were clear. Something huge had crashed near Corona. Rumors had it that witnesses were threatened if they revealed what they saw. There were too many witnesses who claimed to have seen alien bodies. There is also enough evidence that autopsies were done on an alien body.
9) One of the most interesting and convincing cases is the abduction of Betty and Barney Hill. The couple was driving home at night on Interstate Route 3 in New Hampshire after a short vacation in Canada, when they noticed a while light in the sky.
Barney got out of the car to look at the object through his binoculars. The light got closer and it looked like a pancake shaped object with windows revealing occupants. They got scared and went back home and realized they had lost a couple of hours without them realizing it.
Betty started having nightmares about aliens and Barney had severe back. A respected psychiatrist in Boston, Massachusetts, felt they were suffering from anxiety syndrome and put them both under hypnosis.
He was convinced that they were abducted by the aliens. During the hypnosis sessions, both revealed separately that they were abducted by bald aliens about five feet tall, green skin and large heads. They said their skin, nail and hair samples were taken. Betty said they inserted a long needle into her naval, which they said was a pregnancy test and Barney had to provide a semen specimen.
One aspect of this investigation that cannot be explained to this day is that in 1963, Betty Hill drew a very detailed map of a star system that was only discovered later in 1969. She said she was shown this map by the aliens. Astronomers at Ohio State University compared their computer generated map with this one and both were completely alike.
Skeptics point out the inconsistencies, including the aliens speaking to Betty in English while Barney said they used some sort of telepathy.
Now, more than forty years later, it could not be proved that it was a hoax.
10) Philip Spencer, a policeman in London, moved to Ilkley Moor after leaving his job. While getting some photographs of the moor, he heard a humming sound and saw a small green creature, around four feet tall. That creature moved away quickly and when Spencer shouted, it turned and waved an arm dismissively, which is when Spencer said he took this photograph. It moved faster than a human. He followed it and saw a huge silver saucer disappear into the clouds. He realized the humming sound was from the saucer.
Later, he realized that he lost more than two hours of his time and his compass also went haywire. The picture was shown to a UFO researcher and a thorough investigation started. Wildlife photography experts and Kodak laboratories revealed that it was no animal and that the object was indeed part of the photo and not superimposed.
Spencer started having weird dreams and under hypnosis, he revealed a fascinating tale of being abducted by an alien and taken aboard the craft and given a medical examination before being released. Spencer could now remember that the picture was taken after his release from the UFO.
One thing that makes the researchers confident that Spencer may not have set the whole thing up was due to the fact that he never wanted publicity or money.
11) The Alien Named “Aleshenka” (1996) – Kashtim, Russia
This is a compelling account of an Alien body from Russia. An elderly woman in the village of Kashtim saw a small creature near the Ural Mountains, and the creature was whistling to catch her attention. She took it home. The creature had skin that was gray with dark brown spots on the head. There was no hair, small holes in place of ears, small and flat nose, long fingers with sharp claws, a tiny hole in place of a mouth and no lips. The old woman nursed it back to health. After a couple of weeks, the woman was hospitalized for a psychiatric problem and left her companion at home without food.
Later, the dead body of the being that measured 8 ½ inches in length was found by the police. After testing, doctors claimed that the creature is not could not have been a child.
The body was handed over to Galina Semenkova, head of a UFO expert organization. Galina later said that aliens from a flying saucer demanded the body and she gave it to them.
However, the whereabouts of Aleshenka’s remains are a mystery to this day. Have the aliens really taken it back? Is the mummy under research in some laboratory?
There are several controversies surrounding UFOs. While proponents feel that UFOs are vehicles from other dimensions; skeptics propose the psychological-social hypothesis. There is even the man-made craft hypothesis by some who feel they are nothing but American or Russian aircraft. Fact or Fiction?
12) The first documented UFO sighting is in the Bible. The prophet Ezekiel described a "great cloud with fire enfolding itself, a wheel in the middle of a wheel that descended and fired lightning bolts into the earth."
13) The first photograph of a UFO was taken in 1883 by astronomer Jose Bonilla in Zacatecas, Mexico.
14) Alexander Hamilton reported a cow being kidnapped by an airship in Le Roy, Kan., in April 1897.
15) Winston Churchill reported a strange airship in Kent, England, Oct. 14, 1912. It was the first case of a UFO being "officially" reported.
16) On Feb. 25, 1942, a large, dark object over the Los Angeles coastline was mistaken for a Japanese attack and drew a barrage of anti-aircraft fire. Memos to President Roosevelt confirmed the existence of unidentified aerial objects.
17) UFOs were often seen and photographed during NASA's space missions in the 1960s.
18) UFO sightings have been claimed by former President Jimmy Carter, Clyde Tombaough (the astronomer who discovered Pluto) and William Shatner (who claims to have been rescued by aliens who pointed him in the right direction when he was lost in the Mojave Desert).
1) There are an average of 70,000 reported UFO sightings every year, worldwide. That's an average of 192 per day.
2) No UFO has ever been tracked on radar entering the Earth's atmosphere.
3) 1 in 5 Americans believe in alien abductions. Interestingly, males are more likely to believe in abductions than females.
4) 1 in 7 Americans say that they, or someone they know, have had an "encounter" with a UFO.
5) According to some UFO aficionados, the Men in Black (MIBs) really do exist, and have been hammering on the doors of alien witnesses ever since the first appearance of flying saucers in 1947.
6) Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
7) Kenneth Arnold Sighting (1947) – Washington, United States
Just before 3 o’clock in the afternoon, Kenneth Arnold, a private pilot and a fire control equipment salesman from Boise, Idaho, was taking a flight over the Cascade Mountains looking for the remains of a lost C-46, over which there was a $5,000 reward being offered.
Arnold did not find the missing aircraft but he saw a bright flash of light and spotted nine brilliant objects, with the lead object a little higher than the rest, moving south toward Mount Rainer. He calculated their speed at 1,700 miles per hour which was an impossible speed. The main object looked like a dark crescent; the other eight objects were flat and disc-shaped. Arnold estimated their chain length to be five miles long. They disappeared soon after. A new era of unidentified flying objects began after this widely publicized sighting in the United States. In fact, it was his descriptions that gave rise to the now common terms “flying disk” and “flying saucer.”
8) No discussion on UFOs is complete without mentioning Roswell. It is considered to be the bread and butter of Ufology, and the heart of UFO studies for long. The news spread worldwide about the first alien craft crash. It was considered as the long awaited proof of extraterrestrial intelligence. The Air Force announced being in possession of the flying saucer but later denied, saying it was a weather balloon.
Years later, there was talk of military cover up of an actual UFO crash. A large area filled with debris from wreckage was discovered and the material found was unfamiliar and metallic, unlike anything seen before. Although, theories are composed of conflicting accounts, there were some facts that were clear. Something huge had crashed near Corona. Rumors had it that witnesses were threatened if they revealed what they saw. There were too many witnesses who claimed to have seen alien bodies. There is also enough evidence that autopsies were done on an alien body.
9) One of the most interesting and convincing cases is the abduction of Betty and Barney Hill. The couple was driving home at night on Interstate Route 3 in New Hampshire after a short vacation in Canada, when they noticed a while light in the sky.
Barney got out of the car to look at the object through his binoculars. The light got closer and it looked like a pancake shaped object with windows revealing occupants. They got scared and went back home and realized they had lost a couple of hours without them realizing it.
Betty started having nightmares about aliens and Barney had severe back. A respected psychiatrist in Boston, Massachusetts, felt they were suffering from anxiety syndrome and put them both under hypnosis.
He was convinced that they were abducted by the aliens. During the hypnosis sessions, both revealed separately that they were abducted by bald aliens about five feet tall, green skin and large heads. They said their skin, nail and hair samples were taken. Betty said they inserted a long needle into her naval, which they said was a pregnancy test and Barney had to provide a semen specimen.
One aspect of this investigation that cannot be explained to this day is that in 1963, Betty Hill drew a very detailed map of a star system that was only discovered later in 1969. She said she was shown this map by the aliens. Astronomers at Ohio State University compared their computer generated map with this one and both were completely alike.
Skeptics point out the inconsistencies, including the aliens speaking to Betty in English while Barney said they used some sort of telepathy.
Now, more than forty years later, it could not be proved that it was a hoax.
10) Philip Spencer, a policeman in London, moved to Ilkley Moor after leaving his job. While getting some photographs of the moor, he heard a humming sound and saw a small green creature, around four feet tall. That creature moved away quickly and when Spencer shouted, it turned and waved an arm dismissively, which is when Spencer said he took this photograph. It moved faster than a human. He followed it and saw a huge silver saucer disappear into the clouds. He realized the humming sound was from the saucer.
Later, he realized that he lost more than two hours of his time and his compass also went haywire. The picture was shown to a UFO researcher and a thorough investigation started. Wildlife photography experts and Kodak laboratories revealed that it was no animal and that the object was indeed part of the photo and not superimposed.
Spencer started having weird dreams and under hypnosis, he revealed a fascinating tale of being abducted by an alien and taken aboard the craft and given a medical examination before being released. Spencer could now remember that the picture was taken after his release from the UFO.
One thing that makes the researchers confident that Spencer may not have set the whole thing up was due to the fact that he never wanted publicity or money.
11) The Alien Named “Aleshenka” (1996) – Kashtim, Russia
This is a compelling account of an Alien body from Russia. An elderly woman in the village of Kashtim saw a small creature near the Ural Mountains, and the creature was whistling to catch her attention. She took it home. The creature had skin that was gray with dark brown spots on the head. There was no hair, small holes in place of ears, small and flat nose, long fingers with sharp claws, a tiny hole in place of a mouth and no lips. The old woman nursed it back to health. After a couple of weeks, the woman was hospitalized for a psychiatric problem and left her companion at home without food.
Later, the dead body of the being that measured 8 ½ inches in length was found by the police. After testing, doctors claimed that the creature is not could not have been a child.
The body was handed over to Galina Semenkova, head of a UFO expert organization. Galina later said that aliens from a flying saucer demanded the body and she gave it to them.
However, the whereabouts of Aleshenka’s remains are a mystery to this day. Have the aliens really taken it back? Is the mummy under research in some laboratory?
There are several controversies surrounding UFOs. While proponents feel that UFOs are vehicles from other dimensions; skeptics propose the psychological-social hypothesis. There is even the man-made craft hypothesis by some who feel they are nothing but American or Russian aircraft. Fact or Fiction?
12) The first documented UFO sighting is in the Bible. The prophet Ezekiel described a "great cloud with fire enfolding itself, a wheel in the middle of a wheel that descended and fired lightning bolts into the earth."
13) The first photograph of a UFO was taken in 1883 by astronomer Jose Bonilla in Zacatecas, Mexico.
14) Alexander Hamilton reported a cow being kidnapped by an airship in Le Roy, Kan., in April 1897.
15) Winston Churchill reported a strange airship in Kent, England, Oct. 14, 1912. It was the first case of a UFO being "officially" reported.
16) On Feb. 25, 1942, a large, dark object over the Los Angeles coastline was mistaken for a Japanese attack and drew a barrage of anti-aircraft fire. Memos to President Roosevelt confirmed the existence of unidentified aerial objects.
17) UFOs were often seen and photographed during NASA's space missions in the 1960s.
18) UFO sightings have been claimed by former President Jimmy Carter, Clyde Tombaough (the astronomer who discovered Pluto) and William Shatner (who claims to have been rescued by aliens who pointed him in the right direction when he was lost in the Mojave Desert).
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
"prepared by a group of UFO experts from Russia"
no man... no. NO.
i want credible links to my questions, not a research paper written by "ufo experts".
i had 5 simple points for you to reply to, if they are true, there will be credible links to support them.
no man... no. NO.
i want credible links to my questions, not a research paper written by "ufo experts".
i had 5 simple points for you to reply to, if they are true, there will be credible links to support them.
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
theres A REASON i don't want youtube videos...
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