women jokes.

[christianewing]

post all your womens jokes in here..

Today I went to subway so I could watch a bitch make me a sandwich.

Today, I realized woman backwards is sandwich

My girlfriend has 6 sisters. It’s like a fucking sandwich factory

post yours up!

 

[Bear Grylls]

Womens rights.

 

[BenJelinek]

Why do men like watching lesbians make out?
Two less mouths bitching

I have way more memorized cuz me and my friend were looking them up in keyboarding class in school but I'm too tied to remember them.
There's this one about a paelentoligist being on her period

 

[Zach!]

why cant women drive?
cause theres no rode to the kitchen

 

[christianewing]

hahahahahah

 

[Anthσny]

Sexist much?

 

[Zach!]

yes im sexist

 

[christianewing]

Sexist much?

DGAF much?

 

[BenJelinek]

That made me lol

 

[ConnorD]

Sexist much?

thanks captain tips, do you know any sexist jokes that ARENT sexist?

 

[Bear Grylls]

thanks captain tips, do you know any sexist jokes that ARENT sexist?

Thats like a mindfuck in a bottle.

 

[Ham.]

i was watching the news this morning and heard that a tree fell on a women.. since when are there trees in the kitchen?

 

[Jamie Gantz]

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the oven!

 

[DJ Lee]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100502221358AAdLrNL

 

[Snyder]

sarah palin running for president.

 

[christianewing]

i wouldnt mind having a milf for a president..

 

[Rob.]

it would suck marrying a girl that scooters, you would have to build some ramps in the kitchen, or move the stove to your local.

 

[Zaηe]

hahahahaha 10/10 for creativity Rob.

 

[DavidCronin]

it would suck marrying a girl that scooters, you would have to build some ramps in the kitchen, or move the stove to your local.

you just got sig'd

 

[parrish]

bempin thas thrud