women jokes.

edy boi

edy boi

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what do you call a girl with pigtails ?
a bitch with handelbars : )

How long does it take for a man to make dinner?

As long as it takes for him to get out the belt!


How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question, feminists can't change anything!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
 
Rob.

Rob.

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Staff member
if you dont like it leave the damn thread you women and return to your kitchens.
 
BenJelinek

BenJelinek

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Staff member
Why couldn't Hellen keller drive?
Cuz she was a woman

Why do women have short feet
So they can stand closer to the stove

What does your wife an your condom have in common
They both spen 99% of their time in your wallet

A man run over a woman who's fault is it
The mans, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen
 
BrandonWeir

BrandonWeir

Steel Member
Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How do you piss off a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.



All of these were found while I was doing research on women's rights for a school project.
So what if some of them are a little too much lol.
 
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