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Connzi machell

Connzi machell

Member
Well, last night my boner wouldn't fucking go away, so i decided to fap it out as most grade 8 kiddies would do. But i grabbed this VapoRub shit instead of vasoline and my dick still has no feeling.

FML.
 
.Gerrit

.Gerrit

ya boy boo radley
Staff member
Connzi machell said:
Well, last night my boner wouldn't fucking go away, so i decided to fap it out as most 14 year old kiddies would do. But i grabbed this VapoRub shit instead of vasoline and my dick still has no feeling.

FML.
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HAHAHAHAHA lulz vaporub.
Just by the smell alone, you should know that you shouldnt fap with it.
 
R-Dubya

R-Dubya

Steel Member
muse-phoenix said:
So on thursday i was going to sell my iphone 4 to this guy on craigslist for 600 to get the new white one...he texted me all day long then wanted to meet at 4 well my phone was having issues so i took it to the apple store real quick and then they replaced it with a brand new one. Then the guy asked it it was still for sale i said yes and he wanted to meet in a kingsoopers parking lot out front of the store. So i go to meet him and a car pulls up with two guys then they yell hey are you here with the iphone i said yea and walked over to them. they started showing me a phone they had for sale i got confused and was like i thought you were buying mine??? then they were like no we thought u were buying ours so i was like wtf. They left and i got into my car as i was about to leave this dark skinned guy came up and was like r u selling your iphone or did u already sell it. I was like oh you were the one who wanted to buy? and he was like yea, so i was showing him the phone and he was checking it out. he pretended to take out his wallet and then pushed me up against my car and ran off with my phone. I tried to chase after him but i wasn't fast enough i ran through the apartment complex and watched him get into a white car and leave. I couldnt catch up to see the liscense plate or anything. I called the police ect, i had the serial number and a full description of him as well. so hopefully they catch him but yea FML....people are such pricks and i cant believe they would do something like that especially in public broad day light but karma is a bitch. so yea haha
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If that ever happened to me I'd follow that asshole to his house and shit all over his driveway, car, and face in that order.
 
Zach!

Zach!

Steel Member
muse-phoenix said:
So on thursday i was going to sell my iphone 4 to this guy on craigslist for 600 to get the new white one...he texted me all day long then wanted to meet at 4 well my phone was having issues so i took it to the apple store real quick and then they replaced it with a brand new one. Then the guy asked it it was still for sale i said yes and he wanted to meet in a kingsoopers parking lot out front of the store. So i go to meet him and a car pulls up with two guys then they yell hey are you here with the iphone i said yea and walked over to them. they started showing me a phone they had for sale i got confused and was like i thought you were buying mine??? then they were like no we thought u were buying ours so i was like wtf. They left and i got into my car as i was about to leave this dark skinned guy came up and was like r u selling your iphone or did u already sell it. I was like oh you were the one who wanted to buy? and he was like yea, so i was showing him the phone and he was checking it out. he pretended to take out his wallet and then pushed me up against my car and ran off with my phone. I tried to chase after him but i wasn't fast enough i ran through the apartment complex and watched him get into a white car and leave. I couldnt catch up to see the liscense plate or anything. I called the police ect, i had the serial number and a full description of him as well. so hopefully they catch him but yea FML....people are such pricks and i cant believe they would do something like that especially in public broad day light but karma is a bitch. so yea haha
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Wait didnt you say that youve stolen a bunch of shit from a bunch of stores....
 
K

KNOX LOCAL

Member
koring said:
today I did some meth, then smoked weed, then i was walking down to the skatepark geekin off and giggly, I then sat in a trashcan and masterbated, got a 178$ fine for public masterbation from an undercover cop.
100$ public masterbation
78$ blocking access of public trash can.
FMLLLL FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FMMMLL
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hahahahaa your that kid who talks shit all the time, and lies non stop,
 
.Gerrit

.Gerrit

ya boy boo radley
Staff member
koring said:
today I did some meth, then smoked weed, then i was walking down to the skatepark geekin off and giggly, I then sat in a trashcan and masterbated, got a 178$ fine for public masterbation from an undercover cop.
100$ public masterbation
78$ blocking access of public trash can.
FMLLLL FML FML FML FML FML FML FML FMMMLL
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that is all completely your fault for being stupid.
 
risser

risser

Member
yea the only thing he did out of all that today is masuturbated, and you get arrested for public masturbation dumbshit.
 
risser

risser

Member
if any of you believe any of that you are seriously one dumb motherfucker. like honestly, if you can't see how much of bullshit that is...
 
Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
Got my wisdom teeth out, yawned when I was half asleep, almost popped a stitch. Hurts like shit and I already took all the painkillers they perscribed me..
 
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