Your Fml

[alec logan]

Dated my girl for 10 months, at 7 months i learned she cheated on me, dumped her, then kinda did a friends with benefits thing for awhile, started dating and then at 10 months i learned she cheated on me for like the next 3 months.

already kicked the dudes ass once.

 

[muse-phoenix]

whys he in jail Stealing im guessing?

Nah got a charge for assult a while ago and skipped his court date so they got him on a warrant, idk full story seeing
I haven't been able to speak with him for 4 days I just found out through an officer minimal details

 

[Drew Martinez]

Lost my house keys

 

[Zach!]

Had sex with my girl missionaire style for the sole purpose of Recreation...FML

 

[Electaguitar]

^^^^ BIG fml there :\ sorry bro

 

[Chase Marsh.]

I went tubing, with like a gallon of sunscreen on, and i got sunburnt on only one arm. Now my tan is going to look ridiculous. FML.

 

[Creative]

my ex-navy dad found my pot plants.

 

[Bennett_J]

I know that this is one hell of a bump but...

This morning my mom told me that I'm not black

It made me very sad to hear that, this whole time I thought I was just albino or something.

 

[Stackies]

I was wearing a tank top riding, Did a hang five wen't over the bars cut up my shoulder. Walked into to clean it off and what not tripped going up the stairs and landed on it, then the peroxided hurt like a bitch >.<

 

[Coltonscoots]

my parents are quite overprotective.... No phone, no facebook, checkk my email twice a day, cant even play teen games, not allowed to "date" anyone.... fml

 

[R-Dubya]

LOL dude that fucking blows. I hate seeing parents like that.

 

[Bennett_J]

my parents are quite overprotective.... No phone, no facebook, checkk my email twice a day, cant even play teen games, not allowed to "date" anyone.... fml

How old are you exactly?

 

[miramesascooters]

my parents are quite overprotective.... No phone, no facebook, checkk my email twice a day, cant even play teen games, not allowed to "date" anyone.... fml

wtf are "teen games"?

 

[heyhey]

wtf are "teen games"?

video games rated T(13+)

 

[skope]

im up at 4.50 am and playing minecraft..FML

 

[.Gerrit]

im up at 4.50 am and playing minecraft..FML

How is this an FML?

 

[heyhey]

yea sure did but its corporate not from a person person contact, i have a different look on that

biggest bull shit I've ever heard you fucking hypocrite

 

[guslarsen]

i got my girlfriend pregnant, and she's keeping it too. i'm only 16. fml.

 

[miramesascooters]

my best wishes to you man. you should raise him/her to be a lil shredder

 

[guslarsen]

thanks man, that makes things better. so far i have lost most of my mates due to this, but i'm only focusing on the future. it's nice to know that people give a shit. so, thankyou.