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Zach!

Steel Member
was eating a bagel a second ago and cream cheese fell from it onto my keyboard cant clean it all up cause it seeped inside the keyboard letters and it looks just like jizz FUCKMYLIFE.......
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ConnorD

Steel Member
I did some 900's, and like every time I try to progress with my spins, I lose other spins. I can't 720 or even 540 right now. Happens every damn time.
 
parents dog was biting at his leg, i went over to check it out and what i thought it was was correct, took him to the vet because i didnt have a steril scalpel blade, basically he got bit in the leg by a fly so there was a little hole and then the fly laid eggs in his skin and they hatched into larvae under his skin, so vet cut it open got all the bugs out cleaned it and sewed it back up. Actually a cool thing to watch but fml i couldnt help really
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
MY CUP-A-SOUP IS STILL HOT AND WONT COOL DOWN TO A COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE.
fml.
 
grant- yea i had a severe upper abdominal pain and it made me cry and stuff so i thought something was wrong and i guess it was my abdominal muscles spasming and stretching cuz of the baby and seeing that i was skinny and he stretched my stomach out it was painful. They gave me like 3 shots of troponin which relaxes all your smooth muscle and gave me vicodin. Nothing harmed the baby thank god but it sucked they kept me in the room hooked up to all this crap with an iv and stuff from 10pm until 4am
 
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