Awkward hookup stories?

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Anthony Bustos

Member
i hooked up with this hot asss piece of pizza no joke it was like 100 degress of hotness
i gave it a aussie kiss the one from down under =)

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that hoook up was so hot i had to suck on this hook up to get the liquids to cool me down ;)

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awkward much?




oh and this gang bang was intense

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alexiorio

Member
Well.
My friend's family's 4th of July party, met this girl, my friends cousin.
Slept over that friends.
He has a little sister, and lucky for me she had the girl I met sleep over.

Well we were all 4 watchin a movie, my friends sister fell asleep, leaning on me. And then me and the girl hooked up, she gave me a handjob, I felt her up, we kissed yknow.

The funny part is, the whole time, my friend was in the same room awake, his little sister was asleep leanin on me, and my friends parents and grandma were all in the next room.

Good times.
 
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scootermcinnis

Member
hmmm lets see, i was in the movies with my friend his girlfriend and this girl that was friends with his girlfriend, and as u kno it was his first date with his girlfriend and me and the other girl were just there, so it was already akward and in the movies i hooked up with the girl that was there and i fingered her, but she kinda got horny and was trying to take my pants off, but pretty much this whole time we were like laying on my friend and his girlfriend were sitting there the whole time in the movie speechless, he got amd at me after cuz i ruined his date
 
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Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
TRUE FUCKIN STORY!

I was at Coreys one night and he used my phone to call Tanner. Tanner said he was flaring something so he'd call back. So i took my phone then went to go pee. Mid piss my phone starts ringing. I hear Corey scream and start running towards the bathroom so i turn myslef accordingly so if he did come in he wouldnt be intimidated by my dick. He comes running in reaches in my pocket (at this point my dick is out and im still peeing) grabs my phone answers it. And starts talkin to Tanner on speaker phone. He then left. I finished peeing then tried to kill him but he kept running around the pool table.

Good times.
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
The only hook-up I ever had was the reason I have stuck to stable relationships for just about my whole life.

So I have a friend name Christy who WAS a friend with "benefits". Well anyways, one day her parents went out of town for what we thought was going to be till tomorrow so she called me and we were talking and I ended up going over to her house. After about 30 minutes of foreplay and shit we started banging and we had her music turned up really fucking loud. Well we had the music so loud we didn't hear her dad and mom pull up in the driveway because they only planned on being gone for most of the day (It was about 11:00 when they came home) and they come in the house and hear her music blaring. Well generally she keeps her music pretty low, so her dad goes upstairs where we are and knocks on the door only to not get a response. Christy's door doesn't have a lock on it so her dad just walked in to me and her daughter going at it doggy style. I make eye contact with him but for some reason after I made eye contact with him and I thrusted about four more times before stopping. At this point everyone was silent except for the music going. Her dad flips shit. Like I think I saw a vein popping in his head and he fucking starts yelling at his daughter and me and looks like he's about to lunge at me. Me freaking out I just grab my shirt, dodge him, and run. I run right past her mom down stairs and outside only to realize I have no pants or boxers on and I'm in the middle of suburbia pretty much naked. So I turn around and run back into their home and go back past her mom and into her room to see her dad pretty much about to kill her. Look at him one more time. Steal my pants and boxers from the floor and leave.

Worst fucking day. Ever. I will never hook-up ever again. I haven't seen her family since that day 2 years ago. I've only talked to her on facebook.
 
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Matt Ogle

Member
Kyper said:
The only hook-up I ever had was the reason I have stuck to stable relationships for just about my whole life.

So I have a friend name Christy who WAS a friend with "benefits". Well anyways, one day her parents went out of town for what we thought was going to be till tomorrow so she called me and we were talking and I ended up going over to her house. After about 30 minutes of foreplay and shit we started banging and we had her music turned up really fucking loud. Well we had the music so loud we didn't hear her dad and mom pull up in the driveway because they only planned on being gone for most of the day (It was about 11:00 when they came home) and they come in the house and hear her music blaring. Well generally she keeps her music pretty low, so her dad goes upstairs where we are and knocks on the door only to not get a response. Christy's door doesn't have a lock on it so her dad just walked in to me and her daughter going at it doggy style. I make eye contact with him but for some reason after I made eye contact with him and I thrusted about four more times before stopping. At this point everyone was silent except for the music going. Her dad flips shit. Like I think I saw a vein popping in his head and he fucking starts yelling at his daughter and me and looks like he's about to lunge at me. Me freaking out I just grab my shirt, dodge him, and run. I run right past her mom down stairs and outside only to realize I have no pants or boxers on and I'm in the middle of suburbia pretty much naked. So I turn around and run back into their home and go back past her mom and into her room to see her dad pretty much about to kill her. Look at him one more time. Steal my pants and boxers from the floor and leave.

Worst fucking day. Ever. I will never hook-up ever again. I haven't seen her family since that day 2 years ago. I've only talked to her on facebook.
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I have a new found respect for you, hahahahaha you got your pants!?! i would have run my ass all the way back home necked! <3
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Matt Ogle said:
Kyper said:
The only hook-up I ever had was the reason I have stuck to stable relationships for just about my whole life.

So I have a friend name Christy who WAS a friend with "benefits". Well anyways, one day her parents went out of town for what we thought was going to be till tomorrow so she called me and we were talking and I ended up going over to her house. After about 30 minutes of foreplay and shit we started banging and we had her music turned up really fucking loud. Well we had the music so loud we didn't hear her dad and mom pull up in the driveway because they only planned on being gone for most of the day (It was about 11:00 when they came home) and they come in the house and hear her music blaring. Well generally she keeps her music pretty low, so her dad goes upstairs where we are and knocks on the door only to not get a response. Christy's door doesn't have a lock on it so her dad just walked in to me and her daughter going at it doggy style. I make eye contact with him but for some reason after I made eye contact with him and I thrusted about four more times before stopping. At this point everyone was silent except for the music going. Her dad flips shit. Like I think I saw a vein popping in his head and he fucking starts yelling at his daughter and me and looks like he's about to lunge at me. Me freaking out I just grab my shirt, dodge him, and run. I run right past her mom down stairs and outside only to realize I have no pants or boxers on and I'm in the middle of suburbia pretty much naked. So I turn around and run back into their home and go back past her mom and into her room to see her dad pretty much about to kill her. Look at him one more time. Steal my pants and boxers from the floor and leave.

Worst fucking day. Ever. I will never hook-up ever again. I haven't seen her family since that day 2 years ago. I've only talked to her on facebook.
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I have a new found respect for you, hahahahaha you got your pants!?! i would have run my ass all the way back home necked! <3
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Yeah I got them. I still have them actually. They're magic pants. I got hit by a car in them and lived.
 
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ryno

Member
Tommy Napolitan said:
TRUE FUCKIN STORY!

I was at Coreys one night and he used my phone to call Tanner. Tanner said he was flaring something so he'd call back. So i took my phone then went to go pee. Mid piss my phone starts ringing. I hear Corey scream and start running towards the bathroom so i turn myslef accordingly so if he did come in he wouldnt be intimidated by my dick. He comes running in reaches in my pocket (at this point my dick is out and im still peeing) grabs my phone answers it. And starts talkin to Tanner on speaker phone. He then left. I finished peeing then tried to kill him but he kept running around the pool table.

Good times.
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This is meant to be awkward hookups....does that mean you hooked up with corey after?
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
Nate Hughes said:
one time hella long ago i hooked up with a girl that was a friend of my older sisters but she was in my grade and she came over and we all slept in my living room and my sister fell asleep and so we started makin out and stuff then we were like "lets go in the basement".
so we went in the basement and she bossed up and gave brains lol.

edit:that was a good night. :)
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soo girls like this will be spending when im there correcet?
 
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