Awkward hookup stories?

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zprestoe

Member
that could be taken sexually twan?!?!?
haha
i know sommme black chick that gave some guy a wristy anmd stopped and left before he came becUASE SHE DIDNT WANT IT ALL OVER HER
I SAID GOOD BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK.


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brandon kilbury

brandon kilbury

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2 scenarios that are equally awkward

1. While dating this girl Jess way back in the day, she was giving me head in her grandma's front yard (lots of trees around and her whole family was out back by the pool). Right as I was finishing her dad came around the corner and saw, flipped out, and my first instinct was to cover myself up with my shirt. Bad idea. Came onto my shirt, then had to like face the family for another hour before we left.

2. Met this girl named stephanie, and from day one I never got her name right, I always called her stacy for some reason, just the name stephanie didn't work right in my head. Anyways, doing her doggy-style one time, and I said something to the effect of: "ohh stacy"....... I paused and apologized and she said don't worry about it. word got around and now everyone calls her stacy.
 
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team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
Tommy Napolitan said:
Ryan_Divett said:
Tommy Napolitan said:
TRUE FUCKIN STORY!

I was at Coreys one night and he used my phone to call Tanner. Tanner said he was flaring something so he'd call back. So i took my phone then went to go pee. Mid piss my phone starts ringing. I hear Corey scream and start running towards the bathroom so i turn myslef accordingly so if he did come in he wouldnt be intimidated by my dick. He comes running in reaches in my pocket (at this point my dick is out and im still peeing) grabs my phone answers it. And starts talkin to Tanner on speaker phone. He then left. I finished peeing then tried to kill him but he kept running around the pool table.

Good times.
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This is meant to be awkward hookups....does that mean you hooked up with corey after?
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yea dude, full out homo butt sex
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another story of tanner but with aj this time

theajstorcella (1:28:34 PM): Tanner sent me a video of him getting head in a car fag
nickdarger (1:28:46 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahaha
nickdarger (1:28:55 PM): i never sit in the back seat of his car
theajstorcella (1:29:01 PM): lmao
nickdarger (1:29:09 PM): its covered in nascar love stains
theajstorcella (1:29:15 PM): lmao
nickdarger (1:29:20 PM): so i shove tyler back there and sit in the front
 
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Corey

Member
i was having sex with this girl named morgan on a pull out couch in my house. she got on top and put her hand on my stomach, and i thought nothing of it, seeing as how we were... having sex lol anyway, she says "what the fuck"and as if it were a movie, she lifted herhand and i looked down at the same time...blood and uteral wall all over her hand and my stomach. she stopped um riding me? lol and we were tryin to figure out what to do, cus ive certainly never experienced that. so we didnt know if she should just jump up or whatever. she then proceeded to get off me, and stand there embarrassed...she asked what we should do. i pointed to the bathroom "what you're gonna do is do ur thing in THAT bathroom, and im gonna go upstairs." i TELEPORTED to my upstairs bathroom, ripped the condom off and scrubbed my skin off (exaggeration)...went back downstairs. she said she felt bad, and i told her i washed really well....she made it up to me with some nice dome(head) lol
 
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Tommy Napolitan

Errrhhmmmm
brandon kilbury said:
2 scenarios that are equally awkward

1. While dating this girl Jess way back in the day, she was giving me head in her grandma's front yard (lots of trees around and her whole family was out back by the pool). Right as I was finishing her dad came around the corner and saw, flipped out, and my first instinct was to cover myself up with my shirt. Bad idea. Came onto my shirt, then had to like face the family for another hour before we left.

2. Met this girl named stephanie, and from day one I never got her name right, I always called her stacy for some reason, just the name stephanie didn't work right in my head. Anyways, doing her doggy-style one time, and I said something to the effect of: "ohh stacy"....... I paused and apologized and she said don't worry about it. word got around and now everyone calls her stacy.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

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Staff member
hahahahahah
i have a feeling this is gonna be coreys thread
since it in volves Hooking up
 
Josh Young

Josh Young

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Staff member
hahahaha man ive read like all of these and corey wins by far. that would be the worst thing ever............ ewwwwwwww exp. if she was like the fuckin hottest girl ever or somethin.... omg...
 
honga

honga

Steel Member
hmmmmmmm... keep in mind i get that hammered before i even think about hooking up. i makes them look better :) everybody wins

Its pretty weird when you get THE BEsSt head you have ever had, and then 10 mins later your best mate tells you hes just been making out with some chick for 5 mins (points to the girl who just ate your baby gravy)

ummm, some random girl showing up at my house with a video of us doing some pretty interesting things, oh. the reason she came to my house was she stalked me off myspace and rang all my mates to come to my house and return my underpants :)

YOUR MATES MUM JUMPING IN THE SHOWER WITH YOU BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!! jesus that was strange
 
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