Awkward hookup stories?

[natelst]

one time hella long ago i hooked up with a girl that was a friend of my older sisters but she was in my grade and she came over and we all slept in my living room and my sister fell asleep and so we started makin out and stuff then we were like "lets go in the basement".
so we went in the basement and she bossed up and gave brains lol.

edit:that was a good night.

soo girls like this will be spending when im there correcet?

hell yeah wheeland id get you laid right when you get here!!

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Try eating out a girl and then find out she started her period as you were doing it

 

[natelst]

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Tylerr.]

jake wins
hahahaha niceee

and nate im holding ya too that

 

[natelst]

^^^ haha ok wheeland.
i know like three girls that will do that if i ask them to.
and theyre not sluts.

 

[Tylerr.]

down

 

[natelst]

lololol.
ill link you them on myspace

 

[Tylerr.]

k

 

[natelst]

oh wheeland wat grade are you in?
jw.

 

[natelst]

oh wheeland wat grade are you in?
jw.

editops my computer made a double post.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

wait nate how are they sluts if they're not sluts?

 

[Tylerr.]

safdasfdsaf

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

TRUE FUCKIN STORY!

I was at Coreys one night and he used my phone to call Tanner. Tanner said he was flaring something so he'd call back. So i took my phone then went to go pee. Mid piss my phone starts ringing. I hear Corey scream and start running towards the bathroom so i turn myslef accordingly so if he did come in he wouldnt be intimidated by my dick. He comes running in reaches in my pocket (at this point my dick is out and im still peeing) grabs my phone answers it. And starts talkin to Tanner on speaker phone. He then left. I finished peeing then tried to kill him but he kept running around the pool table.

Good times.

This is meant to be awkward hookups....does that mean you hooked up with corey after?

yea dude, full out homo butt sex

 

[redline582]

Hahahahaha this thread is great.

 

[Scott Trainer]

LMAO!! ^^
sounds fun

 

[natelst]

you guys i said theyre not sluts.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

but u said they are sluts and now your saying they are not sluts, so are they sluts or not sluts cuz you said they are sluts, you need to decide wat are sluts and wat arnt sluts, cuz this slut shit does not sounds slutty at all.

WAIT....................... WHAT?

 

[natelst]

read my original post.
it says they arent sluts.

 

[Tylerr.]

im in 9th
haha

 

[natelst]

lol wheeland im about to three way call you with my gf.