Awkward hookup stories?

Aaron

Aaron

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Nate.Hughes. said:
i just asked my girlfriend if sex was out of the question haha:)
a little akward.
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How old are you dude...
I was 14 and asked my girlfriend straight up when we were going to fuck...
That wasn't awkward?
Haha..
 
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Brian Murphy

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coryM said:
Brian Murphy said:
she looked good in pics not in real life and cory m i thought she had herbies
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Ewwww. Better safe than sorry I guess. !lol
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i was pretty fuccked up when said that i love my mac thats why my posts are readable spellcheck everything 1 button but i miss some words lol
 
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natelst

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AaronBransdon. said:
Nate.Hughes. said:
i just asked my girlfriend if sex was out of the question haha:)
a little akward.
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How old are you dude...
I was 14 and asked my girlfriend straight up when we were going to fuck...
That wasn't awkward?
Haha..
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im 17 dude.
my girlfriends 3 years younger though. :)
Akward..haha
 
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302scooters

Member
Max Hughes said:
What's herbies? Does that mean her vag smells like weed?

Here's another one except rewind to 2004 in 8th grade. There was a new church built at our school and after school me and my gf were volunteered(by her) to move boxes of paper and other old shit onto the upper deck of the old church build. We were a hour or two into the job when I decided to play with the old pipe organ by playing the right hand part of Stevie Wonder's Superstition lol. My gf was like wtf and I got her to come over to mess around with the organ. We started fooling around after that and she gave me the look. We went into the pews and got it on and I seriously totally forgot I was in a church. Afterwards I was like "Holy shit this place is still like blessed and sh!t. Jesus f*cking christ is right there!" There was a huge crucified statue of Jesus hanging on the wall just above us.... Im not religious at all but we had a school wide "confession" service were you tell the priest your sins blah blah. Its a shielded room so the priest can't see you so I just flat out said it and the priest didn't say anything for like 5 minutes lol. I think he was pissed lol. Every time I think about that day I laugh then cringe waiting for God to strike me down. *cringe*
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Hahahah whattttttttttt
 
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dre

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Johnpanaccione said:
Max Hughes said:
What's herbies? Does that mean her vag smells like weed?

Here's another one except rewind to 2004 in 8th grade. There was a new church built at our school and after school me and my gf were volunteered(by her) to move boxes of paper and other old shit onto the upper deck of the old church build. We were a hour or two into the job when I decided to play with the old pipe organ by playing the right hand part of Stevie Wonder's Superstition lol. My gf was like wtf and I got her to come over to mess around with the organ. We started fooling around after that and she gave me the look. We went into the pews and got it on and I seriously totally forgot I was in a church. Afterwards I was like "Holy shit this place is still like blessed and sh!t. Jesus f*cking christ is right there!" There was a huge crucified statue of Jesus hanging on the wall just above us.... Im not religious at all but we had a school wide "confession" service were you tell the priest your sins blah blah. Its a shielded room so the priest can't see you so I just flat out said it and the priest didn't say anything for like 5 minutes lol. I think he was pissed lol. Every time I think about that day I laugh then cringe waiting for God to strike me down. *cringe*
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Hahahah whattttttttttt
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yea wtf hahaha, 8th grade too... shoooat..
 
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Big L

Steel Member
Man hahahaha tonight was full of a few awkward things

so i went to this party tonight but first you got to know some shit, i have 2 best friends, ones a guy and ones a girl and they like both each other. but he wasn't going to this party tonight so it was all clear but she grabs me and starts trying to make out, my hand is up her skirt type thing she had on by now, i look up for a sec, and BAM my best friend is standing there watching i thought he was going to hit me for sure, but he was just like sup. Anywho it was soooo awkward

After he came i sort of stopped my mack on her and started on my other friend for a while, did some stuff then she left, little while later this kid i know comes crying out of the bathroom with blood all over his shirt yeahhh you can prob get the idea now
 
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ghost24

Member
Logan Bradley said:
Man hahahaha tonight was full of a few awkward things

so i went to this party tonight but first you got to know some shit, i have 2 best friends, ones a guy and ones a girl and they like both each other. but he wasn't going to this party tonight so it was all clear but she grabs me and starts trying to make out, my hand is up her skirt type thing she had on by now, i look up for a sec, and BAM my best friend is standing there watching i thought he was going to hit me for sure, but he was just like sup. Anywho it was soooo awkward

After he came i sort of stopped my mack on her and started on my other friend for a while, did some stuff then she left, little while later this kid i know comes crying out of the bathroom with blood all over his shirt yeahhh you can prob get the idea now
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hahahahaha.
 
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