Brian Murphy
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coryM said:
she was ugly so in a way t was good i didn't get a nut off lol so go fuckk your self
Awkward hookup stories?
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she was ugly so in a way t was good i didn't get a nut off lol so go fuckk your self
Arborigeni
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Went to party at University of Louisville's SAE fraternity house and got extremely f*ucked up so me and my buddies made our way to some old friends apartment. Our old friends were 3 chicks that we hadn't seen since grade school so we hung out and I ended up f*cking one of them. The next morning I get up to go to the bathroom and HOLY SH!T the girl I had sex with had a 3 year old girl, she was sleepin at the foot of the bed...(I f*cked a hot mom, WIN). Sarah, the mom, was a wild one in bed. I have no idea how that kid didn't wake up...
Brian Murphy said:
if you met her on gayspace how didnt you know she was ugly?? did she look good in the pics or somethin?? haha
Freddy Cacace
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zolof said:
maxlikesscooters
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wow good storys
Chandler Olsen
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not really a hook up or anything but a lil awkward. so i was at the homecoming football game (oh btw im 12 and on a team with a bunch of ten year olds thats why its awkward) and im with my girlfriend and so halftime comes, lights go out and fireworkds are goin off so me and her start feeling eachother up in the crowd and then were making out for a while and so next day at football practice my coach is talkin bout are last game and then he brings up me and my girlfriend making out infront of the whole team and i had broken up with her the day before (various reasons) not that bad but a lil awkward.
Chris Harris
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these are so funny
Brian Murphy
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Josh Young said:
she looked good in pics not in real life and cory m i thought she had herbies
what are herbies haha?Brian Murphy said:Josh Young said:Brian Murphy said:coryM said:
what are herbies haha?
she was ugly so in a way t was good i didn't get a nut off lol so go fuckk your self
if you met her on gayspace how didnt you know she was ugly?? did she look good in the pics or somethin?? haha
she looked good in pics not in real life and cory m i thought she had herbies
Arborigeni
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What's herbies? Does that mean her vag smells like weed?
Here's another one except rewind to 2004 in 8th grade. There was a new church built at our school and after school me and my gf were volunteered(by her) to move boxes of paper and other old shit onto the upper deck of the old church build. We were a hour or two into the job when I decided to play with the old pipe organ by playing the right hand part of Stevie Wonder's Superstition lol. My gf was like wtf and I got her to come over to mess around with the organ. We started fooling around after that and she gave me the look. We went into the pews and got it on and I seriously totally forgot I was in a church. Afterwards I was like "Holy shit this place is still like blessed and sh!t. Jesus f*cking christ is right there!" There was a huge crucified statue of Jesus hanging on the wall just above us.... Im not religious at all but we had a school wide "confession" service were you tell the priest your sins blah blah. Its a shielded room so the priest can't see you so I just flat out said it and the priest didn't say anything for like 5 minutes lol. I think he was pissed lol. Every time I think about that day I laugh then cringe waiting for God to strike me down. *cringe*
Here's another one except rewind to 2004 in 8th grade. There was a new church built at our school and after school me and my gf were volunteered(by her) to move boxes of paper and other old shit onto the upper deck of the old church build. We were a hour or two into the job when I decided to play with the old pipe organ by playing the right hand part of Stevie Wonder's Superstition lol. My gf was like wtf and I got her to come over to mess around with the organ. We started fooling around after that and she gave me the look. We went into the pews and got it on and I seriously totally forgot I was in a church. Afterwards I was like "Holy shit this place is still like blessed and sh!t. Jesus f*cking christ is right there!" There was a huge crucified statue of Jesus hanging on the wall just above us.... Im not religious at all but we had a school wide "confession" service were you tell the priest your sins blah blah. Its a shielded room so the priest can't see you so I just flat out said it and the priest didn't say anything for like 5 minutes lol. I think he was pissed lol. Every time I think about that day I laugh then cringe waiting for God to strike me down. *cringe*