Awkward hookup stories?
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corruptedrapture
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woww haha
Ryan Upchurch
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well....
i was at my friends house with some chick i shoud have never hooked up with, and she took me into a room. and i had no clue my friend was in there. before i knew it she was stripped down into a black thong and was tellin me she wanted my cock. so i started stroking and stuff and my friends pops out. i was like wtf? but i kept going anyway. and the thing that made this so bad was that he kept popping out at random times asking me if i wanted a piece of gum. he was like just sitting there watching. so then i pulled out, came all over her, and left soon after. very awquard.
i was at my friends house with some chick i shoud have never hooked up with, and she took me into a room. and i had no clue my friend was in there. before i knew it she was stripped down into a black thong and was tellin me she wanted my cock. so i started stroking and stuff and my friends pops out. i was like wtf? but i kept going anyway. and the thing that made this so bad was that he kept popping out at random times asking me if i wanted a piece of gum. he was like just sitting there watching. so then i pulled out, came all over her, and left soon after. very awquard.
redline582
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha asked you for gum, hahahaha.
I lol'ed at that.
I lol'ed at that.
Ryan Upchurch
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yea, he like fed me a piece of gum while i boning her.ao
Well, first off, your friend is fucking weird for popping out while you're pumping a chick, offering you gum, and watching. The girl is fucking weird for not saying anything about your friend being weird. And you're weird for not kicking your friends ass for being weird.ryanupchurch said:
So pretty much, that whole fucking thing was weird as shit.
Ryan Upchurch
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yea, thats why i put it in the awquard hookup thread. lol. me and my friend weren't really friends after that tho. and the girl wasnt either.
danielwarwick
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Okay, so this will make me seem like the biggest asshole ever, because I was at the time hahahaha this was about a year ago:
Chick comes over to my house and starts giving me head, after a bit i blow into her mouth and she keeps going...and keeps going...and keeps going, I sit up while she's still going and turn and look at myself in a mirror on the wall and shrug my shoulders because I have no idea how to get her off, so i start trying to pull her off and she won't budge, so finally i give it one big heave and she gets off, so...i tell her i'll be right back, i go into my bathroom and saw a text from ricky like 2 minutes earlier asking me if i wanted to go to whataburger, so i texted him back saying wait like 15 minutes and i'm hungry as hell. so he texts back and says he's in my driveway and i have to come out now, so i walk into the room and i'm like "heyyyy, my parents are going to be home and i have to leave right now or i can't at all tonight sooo...can you just let yourself out of my house when your parents get here?" so she hesitantly agrees and i leave her in my house while i go to whataburger, never will do that shit again hahahha.
Chick comes over to my house and starts giving me head, after a bit i blow into her mouth and she keeps going...and keeps going...and keeps going, I sit up while she's still going and turn and look at myself in a mirror on the wall and shrug my shoulders because I have no idea how to get her off, so i start trying to pull her off and she won't budge, so finally i give it one big heave and she gets off, so...i tell her i'll be right back, i go into my bathroom and saw a text from ricky like 2 minutes earlier asking me if i wanted to go to whataburger, so i texted him back saying wait like 15 minutes and i'm hungry as hell. so he texts back and says he's in my driveway and i have to come out now, so i walk into the room and i'm like "heyyyy, my parents are going to be home and i have to leave right now or i can't at all tonight sooo...can you just let yourself out of my house when your parents get here?" so she hesitantly agrees and i leave her in my house while i go to whataburger, never will do that shit again hahahha.
Brian Murphy
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i said this mad long ago when this thread was here this one time was fucking my gf in her be and her parents were home we were under the sheets but looks like were just spooning watching tv her dad came and starts talking to us while my dick is still in her daughter mad awkward got away lol
other time this chick met me on my space like 2 years ago wanted my dick she lived next town over so i was like sweet ma go get a nut off her parents were not there so i went got there chick was so ugly im sitting n her bed wanting to leave she tried kissing me and i keep pushing her head down at my cock you no head a face i just want a bj but she as like im afraid if my parents come was like well i got to go i got to film at the skate park then f you don't wanna give me head so i left she tried getting wit me again so i turned my head she kissed my check i told her i need money for gas for driving out got 5 bucks mad awkward atleast i got money
other time this chick met me on my space like 2 years ago wanted my dick she lived next town over so i was like sweet ma go get a nut off her parents were not there so i went got there chick was so ugly im sitting n her bed wanting to leave she tried kissing me and i keep pushing her head down at my cock you no head a face i just want a bj but she as like im afraid if my parents come was like well i got to go i got to film at the skate park then f you don't wanna give me head so i left she tried getting wit me again so i turned my head she kissed my check i told her i need money for gas for driving out got 5 bucks mad awkward atleast i got money
Chandler Olsen
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doesnt that make you a man whore brian?
Brian Murphy
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yup "just trying to get my d wet"
