Chuck Norris

coryM

Member
chuck norris went to burger king and asked for a big mac. and he got one!

jonny totally un dank man totalllyy UN-muthafuckin dank dood....... chuck norris owwnnzzzzzzzz!
 

AX3D

Member
David Nichols said:

lol y'know how people thought the TIC comp was rigged and that the judges were favoring the non-locals. Well Chuck Norris was so good he won even though he wasnt a local...... not the best but eh ok considering i accualy made this one up.
 

Defect

Member
Last November, Chuck Norris showed up to vote. Upon learning that his name was not on the ballot, Chuck became enraged. An elderly woman standing nearby informed Chuck that he could not vote for someone who was not on the ballot. Chuck replied "Well, it seems you just cast your vote for a roundhouse kick." Chuck roundhoused the woman, killing her instantly. No one tells Chuck how to vote.
 

mat

Steel Member
Defect said:
Last November, Chuck Norris showed up to vote. Upon learning that his name was not on the ballot, Chuck became enraged. An elderly woman standing nearby informed Chuck that he could not vote for someone who was not on the ballot. Chuck replied "Well, it seems you just cast your vote for a roundhouse kick." Chuck roundhoused the woman, killing her instantly. No one tells Chuck how to vote.

chuck norris can get his vote through the florida voting system
 

mat

Steel Member
chuck norris can kick king Kong's fat gorilla ass.... with boath feet and hands tied together
 
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