danielwarwick
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bs? It was a recording asshole. he lives in texas and dan patrick is running for texas thats why he called.
Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Tyler Boner
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sorry danny B) i didn't read the whole post
chuck norris walks into a bar and gets a giant fomey bear in one of those big mugs it cost like $20. as he's sipping his beer he sees his friend across on the other side of the room. not wanting to carry his beer all the way over with him he leaves a note on it that says "i spat in this beer", so nobody would steel his expensive drink. so he goes over and talks to his friend for a while then goes back to finnish his beer. he sits down and inspects the beer, when he is satisfied that nobody drank it he lifts it up and as he is about to take a sip he notices another note on it it says "so did i".... the next day police found a body stuffed into a beer bottle with every bone crushed and the organs turned inside out.
chuck norris walks into a bar and gets a giant fomey bear in one of those big mugs it cost like $20. as he's sipping his beer he sees his friend across on the other side of the room. not wanting to carry his beer all the way over with him he leaves a note on it that says "i spat in this beer", so nobody would steel his expensive drink. so he goes over and talks to his friend for a while then goes back to finnish his beer. he sits down and inspects the beer, when he is satisfied that nobody drank it he lifts it up and as he is about to take a sip he notices another note on it it says "so did i".... the next day police found a body stuffed into a beer bottle with every bone crushed and the organs turned inside out.
josh gummersall
Member
chuck norris won a swimming race by round house kicking the pool so it moved behind him.
fuck that sucked but i made it up
fuck that sucked but i made it up
danielwarwick
Member
Chuck Norris caught your mom and your grandpa having sex, he then joined in.
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding. (from me)
EDIT:
Chuck Norris spends his weekends binge eating Duracel batteries. He does this so that on monday he can shit out a depleted-uranium tank round to fire at the short bus that drives by his house. This is funny because he could just as easily eat a well balanced meal and roundhouse kick the bus and its occupants into fiery oblivion.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
EDIT:
Chuck Norris spends his weekends binge eating Duracel batteries. He does this so that on monday he can shit out a depleted-uranium tank round to fire at the short bus that drives by his house. This is funny because he could just as easily eat a well balanced meal and roundhouse kick the bus and its occupants into fiery oblivion.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
A spin off of Andy's....
Chuck Norris always knows where Waldo is.
Chuck Norris always knows where Waldo is.
Chris_Bartnicki
Steel Member
its chuck norris birthday today
Tyler Boner
Member
or a chode black penis.that ouowould have to be a birth defect not to have a giant penis and be black.haha
danielwarwick
Member
Boner you post whore.
Boner your fucked
Corey Ryan
Member
The other day at tafe a dude in my class said,
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
I laughted a lot.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."
I laughted a lot.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com