Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)
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Manzie
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BenThompson said:
Worst post you could have ever made, because now i'm going to have to tell the story that I have, which involved reverse rape. THIS IS WORTH THE READ GUYS.
I was at a party with a whole bunch of school friends, andddd it was a little bit of a sausage fest, pretty shit, wasn't really anythig special in terms of girls. But one caught my eye.
There was literally, a 6.5 foot monstrousity of a woman that was like, a semi-pro netball player, not very attractive and was probably stronger than Ben Harradine. No one wanted to go near her because my best frind Tess, who is friends with her told me and everyone she was really horny and like desperate because her and her friends had watched all these porn movies on the internet the night before.
So we're all kinda sitting around, bored as fuck, and she keeps looking at my friend Aiden.
Aiden's a pretty nice guy and has no trouble getting the ladies, but she seemed to be fixated upon him.
She walks over, and they start talking, Aiden says to her "yeah, alright well me and jackson are just gunna go get a drink we'll be right back".
I sooned learned that he did not, infact want to come back, because in the course of the conversation, she had told him she wanted his dick in her hairy vagina.
Not exactly the bessst way to turn on a guy.
So, we spend the next 20 minutes hiding from her, until, she spots us at the back of the garden.
She walks over, and PICKS HIM UP.
Carries him all the way to a bedroom, and holds him down while she gives him head. The whole time, he can't get hard because he REALLY doesn't want her at all, so everyone in the party can hear someone screaming "I CAN'T GET IT UP I CAN'T GET IT UP".
Ten minutes letter he frees himself from her talons and like, leaves the party straight away.
This girl comes and sits next to me, and leans over and whispers in my ear "i have come in my mouth...".
I left.
richa-se04w
Member
the hottest jap student ever, she used to wear g bangers all the time and when she got drunk she would just strip, it was weird banging her though so small, just picked her up and pinned her against the wall like in an anime porno. i was goku.Lank Dog said:
ahahah jackson your stories fucked up, if i were drunk enough i wouldve atleast tried to tame the beast. but that aiden kid basically got raped, not many men can say that
nick_is_me1
Member
HOLY SHITJKSN MNZ said:
i laughed so hard when i read that part!
best laugh of the thread so far!
Jason
Silver Member
THIS TOPIC HAS NOW TURNED TO FIRST KISSES.
My first kiss. Picture a scrawny kid with braces and is shy as hell for this one.
Back in year 9 I was sitting at the back of the oval with Amy and her friend. I was listening to them talk and eating my recess, then Amy turned to me.
"Jason have you ever made out with someone?"
"No..."
"Do you want me to show you what its like?"
I got really tense. "....Uhh okay."
She leant over and layed one on me. I had no idea what to do so I kinda just stuck my tongue out. She stopped shortly.
"Ew you taste like Burger Rings."
"Sorry."
My first kiss. Picture a scrawny kid with braces and is shy as hell for this one.
Back in year 9 I was sitting at the back of the oval with Amy and her friend. I was listening to them talk and eating my recess, then Amy turned to me.
"Jason have you ever made out with someone?"
"No..."
"Do you want me to show you what its like?"
I got really tense. "....Uhh okay."
She leant over and layed one on me. I had no idea what to do so I kinda just stuck my tongue out. She stopped shortly.
"Ew you taste like Burger Rings."
"Sorry."
richa-se04w
Member
reverse rape sounds like a hell of a good time
ben-pat-bro
Member
mis-understanding?jesse james said:
rocket2530
Member
yer ben homo
ben-pat-bro
Member
not really dean, no point taking it any further, people take stuff to seriously over the internet....