Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

[brinddy]

haha thanks guyssss, come on keep em coming

 

[brinddy]

950th post looooooooo

 

[ben-pat-bro]

lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L

Man up pussy

 

[b9cd@hotmail.com]

i fingered and got head off a chick at a local park and little kids came up and asked what we were doing, very awkward moment

 

[TrevorD]

lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L

Man up pussy

oi ben im a good friend of jesses
and i wouldnt be calling him a pussy
coz compara to him you would be the pussy haha

 

[nick_is_me1]

i fingered and got head off a chick at a local park and little kids came up and asked what we were doing, very awkward moment

Hahahaha.

 

[ben-pat-bro]

lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L

Man up pussy

oi ben im a good friend of jesses
and i wouldnt be calling him a pussy
coz compara to him you would be the pussy haha

Oh noo my girlfriend is rapeing me, helpp

 

[TrevorD]

fuck im not gonna bother ben
you obvoiusly have no clue by what he means by that

 

[ben-pat-bro]

k.

 

[James Scown]

derek lownes + aaran selways sister.

she took his belt off with her teeth.


i had passed out in teh street later on outside aarans house and when i woke up i had his sister and this chick from across the road laying down on me and kinda rubbin me up and shit i was like... ey

 

[SMILEscooters]

lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L

Man up pussy

oi ben im a good friend of jesses
and i wouldnt be calling him a pussy
coz compara to him you would be the pussy haha

Oh noo my girlfriend is rapeing me, helpp

ben man im good mates with jesse and ive seen him flog people 3 times the size of you so stop trying to act big.

anyway i dont have many good stories , i was coping head of a chick once and her mum came home and walked in , she nearly bit my penis off

 

[TomHiette]

Buahahahah. Keep them comig James.

 

[nickbrah]

my cat walked into my room and tried to sit on my bed, while i was slamming my mrs........ -.-

That made me laugh so hard for some weird reason. I guess just the thought of the cat being in there, most likely licking itself whilst this is going on

 

[JarradSmith]

Hahahaha. That would be so fucking awkward and just plain weird?

 

[richa-se04w]

fuckked my japanese exchange student.
its pretty much a fuckked up experience

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

my cat walked into my room and tried to sit on my bed, while i was slamming my mrs........ -.-

haha so there were 2 pussies in the room... but i bet only one can lick itself...!amazed

 

[ben-pat-bro]

lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L

Man up pussy

oi ben im a good friend of jesses
and i wouldnt be calling him a pussy
coz compara to him you would be the pussy haha

Oh noo my girlfriend is rapeing me, helpp

ben man im good mates with jesse and ive seen him flog people 3 times the size of you so stop trying to act big.

anyway i dont have many good stories , i was coping head of a chick once and her mum came home and walked in , she nearly bit my penis off

i wasnt acting big
just thought what he said was fuckign weird...

 

[atreyu14]

fuckked my japanese exchange student.
its pretty much a fuckked up experience

Was she atleast hot for an asian?

 

[James Scown]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SAM CUNT

 

[zprestoe]

Scott is going out with the best female scooter rider in the world.

Ben hooke dup witha chick who had a boy friend. Got punched in teh face. and is now going to this girlds house tomorrow.

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