Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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nickbrah

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na, i dnt tell anyone, coz the chicks mum works at my school and talks to me whenever she says me. and the dad drives/owns my school bus
 
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nick_is_me1

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Ok, well me and brindy got invited to go over this chicks house right, Brindy had been tuning her for the past week or two right. And well we were over there and luckily she had a friend over for me. They told us that all her family wasn't home. And well me and Brindy started to slam both of them.. And then all of a sudden the front door slams open and runs up the stairs, little did we know it was her DAD. He storms into the room. Me and Brindy just turn around and say "Fuck this" we grab our clothes and both bail out of the 2 story window still NAKED and sprint off down the street trying to put our clothes on.

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nickbrah

Bronze member
haha, i might spill eventually.
I got a diff story.
Was at my friends 16 last yr. we were playing spin the bottle, and me and this chick kind of had flirty eyes going on. Then later we were all sleeping in the garage. me, her 2 other chicks and 3 other guys.
i ended up hooking up with the chick and got head. and one of the dudes is like "nick what are you doing with coxy?" lol at name and situation. and was saying he was hearing squishy squishy noises.
next day its going round school i rooted her when i didnt... then next week it comes out that my mate whos bday it was rooted this chick at the same time i was hooking up on the other side of the room... this chick has gotten round a bit, but it was her first of many.
then like a few months later she finds out she has herpies, but having had unprotected sex with two other guys during this time she didnt know who she caught it from.
Her mum threatened to have me bashed for telling someone lol.

2 weeks ago that it was my mate her gave her herpies. shes really ugly btw.
he's all in to drugs and rooting younger women now. real interesting to see the changes made. oh, the chick was his ex's best friend (his ex was his first gf too haha)
 
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Captain.Sanchez

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wazza. said:
well this isnt sexual just made me laugh so hard.
one day at rory coes house me and chris hart were chillin in the morning while rory was giving the shower a thrashen.
he walks out witha towel on and goes to me and chris, do u think i have a big package.
everyone tells me i do.
me n chris looked at eachother and laughed so fuckign hard, rory cops shit for it everyday i see him.
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i would say that to him at jamo, but he would probably knock me one :p
 
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brinddy

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NickLisignoli said:
Ok, well me and brindy got invited to go over this chicks house right, Brindy had been tuning her for the past week or two right. And well we were over there and luckily she had a friend over for me. They told us that all her family wasn't home. And well me and Brindy started to slam both of them.. And then all of a sudden the front door slams open and runs up the stairs, little did we know it was her DAD. He storms into the room. Me and Brindy just turn around and say "Fuck this" we grab our clothes and both bail out of the 2 story window still NAKED and sprint off down the street trying to put our clothes on.

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LOL OMG U TOLD THEM hahahahhhha
 
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essej91

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lol i got 1

was in year 8 i jigged sport to see my gf we went down the back of the oval no1 was around we started hoookin up before yu knew it she was pretty much rapeing me scaryy thoughts lol...!!
best times are always at skoool :L
 
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