Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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markmacwan

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summer 2008,i was going into 8th grade,i dated this girl on and off for a year,her name was ashleigh,at the time i was dating her,but i was hanging out with some other friends,they were girls,they lived like 2 miles away from my house,and it was like 9 o clock and i didnt wanna walk all the way home in the nightime,so my friend offered me to sleep over,and i did,but her parents didnt approve so they just told me to sneek into the tree house and wait for them,so i did.they came like 10 minutes later and the litttle party began,we played spin the bottle,it was great,just me and three fine women lol. i made out with one of the girls,who was my ex,and i made out with her friend,then slept with my ex,yeah it was good.but then this other girl liked me and has been trying to break me and ashleigh up for a long time,but i was friends with her,she called me just to talk and she heard everybody,and she was like who are you with? i hear girls. so she called ashleigh,then ashleigh got pissed and called me and like yelled at me,and she has a summer house in wisconsin and the girl that wastrying to break us up told me she was cheating on me with some dude around her summer house,but i didnt really care,but i kinda beleived it cause shes really like not prude so yeah,then i said,well youve been cheating to so we should both end this,so we did,and then 2 days later i hung out with her and we started dating again and eventually we broke up for good,now i got a thing with her friends cousin,its pretty cool cause she lives like a 10 minute walk away from me :)
 
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KodyGeiger

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chick asks me to be her valentine sayin she really likes my N shit( chick im totally going for) then 2 days later tells some kid to beat my ass....but hes a scared little biitch and didnt (=
 
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Zach Schilling

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So I'm in 9th grade but in 8th grade there was a creepy/weird kid named Jake. He had a madd crush on this girl kennedy (probally cause her boobs, C's in 8th grade.) Well there was this dance coming up for the end of 8th grade and he writes out this whole two page note to ask her to the dance. It said stuff like "I've loved you since 6th grade!" and "Your hair is soo pretty, and so are your eyes..." But Jake now is very weird. His head is a oval with the sides of his head being the most lengthy part and his hair was always oily. So he takes this note puts it in like a envelope, puts a heart sticker on it and sat it on her seat during break time. I was laughing sooo hard at his tactic of getting a girl haha. So after break she comes in and sits ON the note hahaha! I go over and start talking with her cause we are already friends and this other creepy kid goes, "Hey Kennedy your sitting on something." He reaches under her ass and pulled out the envelope and she screams, "Ahh! Don't touch me you perv!!" I was laughing soo hard by then. So then she takes the note and starts laughing so much too hahaha. She said noo to him. I accually ended up going with her to the dance (cause the girl i like cause of her personality was already taken.) We went to the dance and ever since then soo many guys are pissed at me cause they asked her too. I even got in a fight with some gang kid cause like he got rejected with her.
 
Nobet

Nobet

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lol relationships are lame. i have a gf for sum unknown reason but yeh i do. funny story involving sexting but thats against the law so cant put that on but. i got another well i got together with a skaterchick (usually i jsut sit around skatepark and ride other kids scooter so i dont look liek a fagoot riding a scooter) and yeh so we got together and we were going good for about a month or so then i invited her over she came into my room and pissed her pants laughing at me and im like wtf? and she goes u ride scooter. most awkward 20 minutes ever and i didnt see her ever again :)
 
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tarrymonz

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Nobet said:
lol relationships are lame. i have a gf for sum unknown reason but yeh i do. funny story involving sexting but thats against the law so cant put that on but. i got another well i got together with a skaterchick (usually i jsut sit around skatepark and ride other kids scooter so i dont look liek a fagoot riding a scooter) and yeh so we got together and we were going good for about a month or so then i invited her over she came into my room and pissed her pants laughing at me and im like wtf? and she goes u ride scooter. most awkward 20 minutes ever and i didnt see her ever again :)
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well boo hoo to interracial gang bang
stick to anal beads
 
JonDev

JonDev

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i was with this girl on my bed and she was giving me a blowy, and all of sudden my dog walks in and just sat there and stared at us for like 5 minutes, it was awkward.
 
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