funniest " getting caught" stories
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ryanlikespogo
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allright i was seshen the local high school's double 3 set, when i busted a sick 360 down it the janator, whos like 21 years old and a prick who thinks hes all that and hes like "WHAT THE HELL DO YA THINK YA DOING????!" and im like scootering and hes like "you little gay c*nt, get outa here" and im like" one more trick?" and hes like " sure" and then i do a barspin down it and hes like " WHOA thats amazing!" and im like "really?"
hes like "ya now GTFO my school!!!!!!" the funny thing is imagine him saying that with a broncs accent lol
hes like "ya now GTFO my school!!!!!!" the funny thing is imagine him saying that with a broncs accent lol
ryanlikespogo
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omg sory for dub post but i was downhilling going like 30mph when a cop pulls up next to my im like "whoa shit!!!! cause im in concertration mode and i slide out and the cops like " omg im so sorry" funny stuff i got of scotch free too lol 
Bennett_J
Steel Member
omg sory for dub post but i was downhilling going like 30mph when a cop pulls up next to my im like "whoa shit!!!! cause im in concertration mode and i slide out and the cops like " omg im so sorry" funny stuff i got of scotch free too lol
Are you a 12 year old girl? "OMG" Really buddy? Really?
And yes, I'm in a dick mood today
Eat Joo Food
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I've got a half brother and he doesn't live with me. Same dad, but different mom. We live the same lifestyle. We would always steal tons of clothes from Kohl's. It's really easy. You just take like 4 shirts into the dressing room, 2 of them which you want, put the 2 on under your coats (this was in the winter/semi cold), and some back out with the 2 other shirts, so it looks like you went in with the same stuff that you came out with. We would get shirts sweatshirts pants everything. Plus I loved doing it, because I could get new pants and shirts since my mom doesn't ever buy me new clothes. Only every year or something, I don't even know.
This time we went to Kohl's on New Years Eve. The store put in a new section of sweatshirts, so I got a green and white one that I really liked. My brother grabbed a shirt and a sweatshirt. As we were walking around (before we found the new section), there was this fat guy with glasses who was CLEARLY staring at us. He was an undercover worker. We knew that he was. This guy might have been the biggest fucking idiot that I've ever seen. We grabbed our stuff and went over to the Kids section (for like 6-10 year olds) and went into the dressing room. I was waiting outside of the dressing room with my brother, and the undercover worker went in there. We're sitting there looking at the door he was in. He peeked his head above it and realized that we were staring at him. What a fucking creep. He did follow us ALL around the store. But we finally took the clothes that we wanted into the dressing room and put them under our coats. We had our bikes outside of Kohl's, so we proceeded to leave. When we got outside, we saw the undercover worker running as fast as he could out of the store, so we got on our bikes. The guy wasn't chasing us, he just wanted to see where we would go, so that he could try and catch us. Stupidly, my brother said "Let's go to McDonalds.", since it was right there. Stupidly, I agreed with him. We go to McDonalds and we're walking around in there. He comes jogging in and orders a Large Coke. I mean by this time we knew that this guy might be the biggest fail at an undercover worker ever. We go into the playplace area with our food, and he goes outside and is sitting on his phone. He looks in the window and we wave at him. My brother and I are talking about what we're going to do. After we finished our food, we went back by the order area. My brother said "Alright, heres what we're going to do. We'll walk over by the bathroom, sit here, and when he runs into the bathroom (because he was following us), we'll get on our bikes and go." By the bathroom, there were seats with a little wall hiding the chairs, so we assumed that he would think we're in the bathroom, and run in there. Our plan failed. He comes up to us and says "Hey, I work for Kohl's. Give me my shit back or I'm going to call the police." We denied, and he made us unzip our sweatshirts. Then he said "I know that you stole those. If you give me those back and come to the store with me, the police won't be called and you wont be charged." So we believed him stupidly. We're walking through the parking lot. My brother goes "You're the fucking worst undercover worker EVER." and I said "Yeah, we knew that you were an undercover worker. You're horrible at it." And he's like "I'm actually a GOOD undercover worker. I knew that you guys stole my shit." And my brother says "It's KOHL'S ----- not yours." And he says "Well, I work for Kohl's. Why are you guys even doing this today? Don't you have a party to go to?" and we explained that we were getting clothes to go to the party, since we were going to go there after. Of course, he takes us into the back with other workers, in the security maintenance room. That's where all of the cameras worked, and I now understand how they work. They had like 8 different screens, they could move them around however they wanted, cameras in the parking lot, ect. Of course they called the police in. A cop comes in, Indian guy with a bald head. Not a crazy indian, he was actually kind of american. He's like "I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING KILLED, AND NOW I HAVE TO BOTHER WITH YOU GUYS STEALING SHIT?" Then, we got our pictures taken, info taken down. We gave him fake address and birthday and stuff, and they eventually found out. We were hoping it would work for some reason, I'm not even sure why we think it would work. We got searched, and I had a knife on me, to cut off price tags and stuff. We took everything out of our pockets, but I didn't take the knife out, because I'm retarded. He searched me and found it, and was like "why didnt you take this out?" and I said "it's small, I didn't feel it." and he looked pissed. My brother also had cigarettes on him, so he was charged with tobacco. They took us to the station in separate cars, and our bikes in a truck. Called our dad, but he was at a party. So was my mom. They finally got a hold of them, and we had to get picked up. I went home, my mom was so pissed, and I fell asleep at about 12:05 AM, right after the new year. Shittiest new year ever. In the end, we didn't get charged with anything, because the State of Illinois gives kids a second chance. They also blacked this out on my record, so nobody can see it, like on job applications.
EDIT: OMFG SO LONG.
This time we went to Kohl's on New Years Eve. The store put in a new section of sweatshirts, so I got a green and white one that I really liked. My brother grabbed a shirt and a sweatshirt. As we were walking around (before we found the new section), there was this fat guy with glasses who was CLEARLY staring at us. He was an undercover worker. We knew that he was. This guy might have been the biggest fucking idiot that I've ever seen. We grabbed our stuff and went over to the Kids section (for like 6-10 year olds) and went into the dressing room. I was waiting outside of the dressing room with my brother, and the undercover worker went in there. We're sitting there looking at the door he was in. He peeked his head above it and realized that we were staring at him. What a fucking creep. He did follow us ALL around the store. But we finally took the clothes that we wanted into the dressing room and put them under our coats. We had our bikes outside of Kohl's, so we proceeded to leave. When we got outside, we saw the undercover worker running as fast as he could out of the store, so we got on our bikes. The guy wasn't chasing us, he just wanted to see where we would go, so that he could try and catch us. Stupidly, my brother said "Let's go to McDonalds.", since it was right there. Stupidly, I agreed with him. We go to McDonalds and we're walking around in there. He comes jogging in and orders a Large Coke. I mean by this time we knew that this guy might be the biggest fail at an undercover worker ever. We go into the playplace area with our food, and he goes outside and is sitting on his phone. He looks in the window and we wave at him. My brother and I are talking about what we're going to do. After we finished our food, we went back by the order area. My brother said "Alright, heres what we're going to do. We'll walk over by the bathroom, sit here, and when he runs into the bathroom (because he was following us), we'll get on our bikes and go." By the bathroom, there were seats with a little wall hiding the chairs, so we assumed that he would think we're in the bathroom, and run in there. Our plan failed. He comes up to us and says "Hey, I work for Kohl's. Give me my shit back or I'm going to call the police." We denied, and he made us unzip our sweatshirts. Then he said "I know that you stole those. If you give me those back and come to the store with me, the police won't be called and you wont be charged." So we believed him stupidly. We're walking through the parking lot. My brother goes "You're the fucking worst undercover worker EVER." and I said "Yeah, we knew that you were an undercover worker. You're horrible at it." And he's like "I'm actually a GOOD undercover worker. I knew that you guys stole my shit." And my brother says "It's KOHL'S ----- not yours." And he says "Well, I work for Kohl's. Why are you guys even doing this today? Don't you have a party to go to?" and we explained that we were getting clothes to go to the party, since we were going to go there after. Of course, he takes us into the back with other workers, in the security maintenance room. That's where all of the cameras worked, and I now understand how they work. They had like 8 different screens, they could move them around however they wanted, cameras in the parking lot, ect. Of course they called the police in. A cop comes in, Indian guy with a bald head. Not a crazy indian, he was actually kind of american. He's like "I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING KILLED, AND NOW I HAVE TO BOTHER WITH YOU GUYS STEALING SHIT?" Then, we got our pictures taken, info taken down. We gave him fake address and birthday and stuff, and they eventually found out. We were hoping it would work for some reason, I'm not even sure why we think it would work. We got searched, and I had a knife on me, to cut off price tags and stuff. We took everything out of our pockets, but I didn't take the knife out, because I'm retarded. He searched me and found it, and was like "why didnt you take this out?" and I said "it's small, I didn't feel it." and he looked pissed. My brother also had cigarettes on him, so he was charged with tobacco. They took us to the station in separate cars, and our bikes in a truck. Called our dad, but he was at a party. So was my mom. They finally got a hold of them, and we had to get picked up. I went home, my mom was so pissed, and I fell asleep at about 12:05 AM, right after the new year. Shittiest new year ever. In the end, we didn't get charged with anything, because the State of Illinois gives kids a second chance. They also blacked this out on my record, so nobody can see it, like on job applications.
EDIT: OMFG SO LONG.
ryanlikespogo
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i finnally took the time to read that, super funny shit right there
Kroto
Steel Member
So i was at my mums house and there's a lady about 4 houses down that just got brand new concrete setting in (not meant to be on it for like 4 days or something) and i was riding on it and she comes home from work and was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!? FUCK OFF" so i quickly walked away and rode to the top of the hill and looked down seeing her talk to the neighbors and the neighbor looks at me at the top of the hill and points so im like wtf and start to panic so i try to act normal and i see her in her car coming up to me so im like thinking oh fuck so i go down the other side of the hill acting all casual and she catches up to me parks her car gets out and starts yelling at me saying how it cost her 14k and all this shit and she was like "where do you live? i want to talk to your parents" i just looked at her for like 5 seconds trying to think of an excuse and i ended up just bolting away from her. never seen her since
DavidBryson
Steel Member
mine would be a knock and run haha
me, my brother and my cousins were doing a knock and run. we did it heaps that day. then, we went to this house. me and 1 of my cousins went up and i rang the doorbell. we then sprinted to this trench sort of thing near the house to hide and watch their reaction.then they came out and i was looking at them from the hiding spot. they kept coming closer and closer. then, they went around past the trench and saw us. i was like to every1 RUN RUN, so me and 1 of my cousins just legged it down the street. my other cousins and my brother thought that i was saying that they had gone back inside. then, they go up to them and go like "hi" and they r just like giving them this look. they were shocked cos they werent expecting it lmao (they thought they were back inside)and then they just go "hi." they go back inside. my cuz and bro see the door open again, so they just leg it back to our house
me, my brother and my cousins were doing a knock and run. we did it heaps that day. then, we went to this house. me and 1 of my cousins went up and i rang the doorbell. we then sprinted to this trench sort of thing near the house to hide and watch their reaction.then they came out and i was looking at them from the hiding spot. they kept coming closer and closer. then, they went around past the trench and saw us. i was like to every1 RUN RUN, so me and 1 of my cousins just legged it down the street. my other cousins and my brother thought that i was saying that they had gone back inside. then, they go up to them and go like "hi" and they r just like giving them this look. they were shocked cos they werent expecting it lmao (they thought they were back inside)and then they just go "hi." they go back inside. my cuz and bro see the door open again, so they just leg it back to our house
Eat Joo Food
Member
Is it bad that I only understood 1/4 of this?
muse-phoenix
Member
eat joo food- never fall for the stupid rent a cop bs also i found out if u pull a weapon out on the guy/girl they have to back down, because its not worth their life. even if its a tiny knife lol
R-Dubya
Steel Member
That's just lovely.
Carson .
Steel Member
that made me laugh so hard. hahahaha
Bennett_J
Steel Member
You are just so cool.... Really, threatening rent-a-cops with weapons, someday I just want to be on your level of bad-assness...
No, I couldn't understand more than 5 words so it is probably normal
Carson .
Steel Member
Bennett_J
Steel Member
Fuck off, why would you even think that is remotely funny? WHY? Pulling a potentially lethal weapon on someone who either failed the examinations to be a law enforcement officer or someone who is not able to have any other job is just saddining. Those people are not on the job like an actual officer, they are paid minimum wage to keep dipshit teenagers off property, vagrants off the property, and to remove any potential hazards, why the FUCK would you even think that it was a good idea to pull a weapon on them? Please answer me that, they can't fucking arrest you, the most they can do is call the real police who will let you off with a warning despite how many times you were previously asked to leave the property (Vandalism is excluded).
I am going to ask you this and I want an honest response, Have you ever had a gun pointed at you? Was that weapon in the hands of someone who could care less about if you lived or died? Have you been stabbed? Has someone ever robbed you with a weapon?
Both you and Muse need to think more about what you think is funny and what is not, especially you. 3 of those above questions I can answer yes to, guess which ones dipshit.
muse-phoenix
Member
lol your funny. never said i did pull a weapon just by a rent a cop telling me if that happens they have to back down.
