funniest " getting caught" stories

[AlmonC9]

haha

 

[Michael Martinez]

Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.

haha funniest post yet so worth reading

you shoulda been there in person to see it. oh, later in the year she stabbed me with a pencil and I almost got her fired and put in jail!

lol then y didnt u

Because she wrote a full apology letter and pleaded that it was "accidental", but I was removed from her class and she's not aloud anywhere near me.

awww how sweet u should of stabbed her again haha

 

[Brian Boston]

Alright guys this is forreal. I would have took a picture or something for proof but i started formatting the drive already before i thought of this thread.

My dad asked me to format my neighbors Vista laptop because it won't get past the bootup sequence. He wants to go back to XP. He wanted me to try to get his music saved... so i boot the thing up with a linux live CD so i can get stuff off of it. So as im going around trying to find all of his music folders (music, shared, downloads blah blah) im lurkin and hit the My Videos folder. Its loaded with porn, nothing unusual, half the time i fix my friends computers its usually a porn virus or something they got. But something caught my eye. The file names... they had my neighbors name and his wifes name in there. But it wasn't just their name, it had MORE peoples names in there. My neighbors goto fucking SWINGING PARTIES and shitt. I told my mom im not fixing his computer again because its loaded with porn. Shes like i could have told you that, whenever they go on vaction they goto *some place i can't remember* and have sex with other people and shit. WHAT THE FUCK!!! I dunno if i should say anything to him, that might be awkward as hell... for him atleast.

By the way, this guy weighs atleast 225lbs and his wife must be about 100lbs... yuck yuck yuck

 

[Nate Rita.]

WTF. That's some strange sh�¡t

 

[Thomas Kananen]

im scared for life

 

[SPARTAN WORRIOR]

lol your neighbors computer had this stuff on it or your dads? and im pretty sure the thing when you have sex with other couples is swingfest

 

[corruptedrapture]

ewww fat people getting it on makes me blind

 

[Chris Harris]

ewww

 

[Tylerr.]

wtf

 

[Brian Boston]

lol your neighbors computer had this stuff on it or your dads? and im pretty sure the thing when you have sex with other couples is swingfest

My neighbor's laptop. Having sex with other couples is being a swinger.

 

[Spencer Steed]

lol your neighbors computer had this stuff on it or your dads? and im pretty sure the thing when you have sex with other couples is swingfest

My neighbor's laptop. Having sex with other couples is being a swinger.

omg brian, what happened at dylans house

with his neighbor on the computer

 

[Brian Boston]

Hahaha that was wild. I think me and Mike saw it when we were out on that little deck. His neighbor was beating it for like an hour to some anime porn or something. Shitt was gross

 

[Corey]

lmao wth.

 

[Chris Harris]

Hahaha that was wild. I think me and Mike saw it when we were out on that little deck. His neighbor was beating it for like an hour to some anime porn or something. Shitt was gross

why would you watch your neighbor beat it to anime porn for an hour

 

[corruptedrapture]

^^^^
hahaha s truee

 

[Spencer Steed]

Hahaha that was wild. I think me and Mike saw it when we were out on that little deck. His neighbor was beating it for like an hour to some anime porn or something. Shitt was gross

dylan said you crashed his wifi or something??

and fat mike? haha he probably enjoyed it

 

[Michael Martinez]

woah^
lmao

 

[Brian Boston]

Hahaha that was wild. I think me and Mike saw it when we were out on that little deck. His neighbor was beating it for like an hour to some anime porn or something. Shitt was gross

dylan said you crashed his wifi or something??

and fat mike? haha he probably enjoyed it

No Mike McGowan. I might have put a password on his router or something, i can't remember. I know i was downloading mad stuff off bittorrent and the torrents were like traps to get caught haha.

 

[Spencer Steed]

haha

 

[tylerbillman]

Ok so my friends had paintball and the night before they were throwing them at houses and sutff. the next day we found one in the street so my stupid friend josh is like Im bored Im bored! So Me and him and my other friend steve go to throw paintballs at people's houses and they suggest my friend's house. We go there and it appears no one is home so we throw a couple paintballs and run. A couple minutes later we've been caught, turns out they were home and saw us!

There's one thing I forgot though.


My sister went over there earlier that day.. >.<