funniest " getting caught" stories

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natelst

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one time like 3 years ago i was jakin off and my sister walked into the bathroom and was like ewwwwwww and i was like get out im using the bathroom lol but the cover to the toilet seat was down haha
 
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humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
well a few days ago me and a few friends were in clas and a girls with a big ass was bending down over a desk with the teacher next to her trying to do some sheet. anyways they start taking pictures so i go and get 2 inches away from her ass and stare so they can take a picture and the teacher turns around and sees me. it was so awkward.
 
Jon.

Jon.

Steel Member
so about a month ago me and my gf wer fukin and my bro walks in and im like " hey dumfuk cant you see were havin sex?" so i threw the nearst object which turned out too be an eagle and he was knocked out so we continued on
 
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ghost24

Member
I was on the phone with some girl at like midnight on a school night, my dad walks in and tells me to get off the phone and go to sleep, then as an afterthought he takes my phone, searches it, finds a few texts about smoking, and a picture of me doing a thumbs up with a half ounce of bud in my other hand hahah. sooo fuckked.

3rd time i was caught this year too haha fuckk my life
 
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natelst

Member
i was at a girls house getting head in her room over the summer while her mom was home in the living room and the girls bedroom door was open and her mom happened to walk by and didnt even see us.
it was such a close call. i was scared as hell. even though her moms a milf and id totally bang her too :)
 
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conor

Member
2 days ago i was dieing to have a cig so i was at my aunts the night before we went to san diego and she comes out and doesnt even notice im smoking and starts some random convo bout money and finally i had to take a drag and she was trippin i was loling she was gonna make mesome a whole pack and i was like down and she was like fuck i thought you would say no away
 
LukeMaff

LukeMaff

I got myself banned.
Spicy McHaggis said:
about 3 years ago I was eating my gf out and my head was under the sheets and my mom walked in and freaked out and was all "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" I immediately shot up and said "I lost my contact and i was looking for it." She believed me and walked away laughing about it, then about an hour passed and she walked back in and said to me "Jake, you dont wear contacts."
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hahaha best one so far.
 
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Spicy McHaggis

Steel Member
Ok i love this one, so it was me, my ex, and her friend taylor(girl) were at taylors house drinking so me and my ex go into one of the rooms while taylor was watching some sex toy show and we start having sex and then taylor about 30 minutes later opens the door and was like' "Why are you fucking in my house?" So i look at her and say, "You wanna join?" Thats how i had my first 3some hahahahaha i love me
 
Joe Riley

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
Spicy McHaggis said:
Ok i love this one, so it was me, my ex, and her friend taylor(girl) were at taylors house drinking so me and my ex go into one of the rooms while taylor was watching some sex toy show and we start having sex and then taylor about 30 minutes later opens the door and was like' "Why are you fucking in my house?" So i look at her and say, "You wanna join?" Thats how i had my first 3some hahahahaha i love me
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win.
 
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