funniest " getting caught" stories

Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

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Spicy McHaggis said:
haha so last night i was with a few friends and eric ostrom and i was way drunk and got kicked out of a house i was invited to so i was pissed and this lil oompa lumpa was telling me to leave and she slapped me so i asked her to slap me 5 more times haha so i walked awayy punching tailights of cars and set a car alarm off and get a call like an hour later from a friend who was at that party and he was all uhhhhhh did u punch any cars? and i was like no dude i swear when i was leaving i saw the guy who did that so i chased him down and kicked his ass. he was all o ok man thats good that u did that haha
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lol punching cars now? i thought you were sticking to punching walls
 
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Jake026

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Back in the summer, i used to be into smoking weed and shit. But this one time i was chillin with my friend at my house and like 2 in the morning, we were going to jump outta my window to go smoke behind my shed but he convinced me that we were gonna just "blow the smoke outta the window" well my fucking friend started blowing it in my room and basically clan bakes it, then i got a ash down my throat so i started coughing, he spilled weed on my bed. Then i hear someone opening my door, im like well this was a awesome summer. My bro looks in and is like....you bastards. and goes back to bed. hahahah yeah.. i quit.
 
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Jake026

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yeah, i know we were just gonna leave in general but didnt. So we didnt have the supplys without waking the parents.
 
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scooterkid

Member
Last night me and my friends were sitting in the car at the end of some random court and somebody called the cops for suspicion. I had a quarter ounce of some dank and stuffed it into my pants near my dick. He asked me to step out of the car and when searching me he felt it and asked what it was so i said my dick and he moved his hand away super quick. Close call.
 
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302scooters

Member
Not that funny enless you were there but me like 5 of my friends were at my friends house and were were sitting on the kitchen table and in the kitchen there is a like window into the living room. So we were talking about sex and ---, about girls. And about 15 mins later his step mom randomly says "you boys better stop talking so dirty in there" and we were like wtf and started laughing haha
 
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Big L

Steel Member
So we stayed at this hostel place in the mountains cause me and some friends where snowboarding there, and we were rolling some joints and these kids from random families just walk in, it goes all quiet, cause they clearly knew what it was, then they just book it out of the room it was weird
 
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