FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

[JoshKish:)]

A tic a few weeks ago this mexican kid started shit with me so we went went outside and i knocked to shit out of him two black eyes and a swollen cheek he got punched like a million times and knee in the face a few times downside to it i got in trouble with Dan Millstine and he stretchd out my Exode shirt

 

[AnthonyPellino]

I love going to rye, and when some fag tries to talk trash about scooters I wait for him to be near me, I pretend to try to inward and just throw my scooter at him and am like, "Woops, sorry pal." They always walk away half crying, because 95% of teh time, the kid talking trash to me is gay.

 

[lil shadow]

i was 540ing some little quarter in brixton and this 10-12 yr old kid on a mountain bike comes sketchy as hell right in front of me so im like "aim for his front wheel,aim for his front wheel" and bang took it out from underneath him it was so funny becuase he dropped faceplanted but was still holding onto his mountain bike about twice his height....i did feel kinda bad.....so i helped him up...heh heh heh

 

[Jarryd M]

Today I was playing a game of scoot with some kid. My set was to bunnyhop down some bank (trying to do easy stuff because the kid was young), he tried it and fell and landed straight on his head. Would've hurt hell bad but I was pissing myself laughing.

 

[FITTEAMTRAIL]

I always like reading this thread.

 

[monky]

one time this little kid was standing on the spine and one of the bikers was like im goin to air over him right when he does he gets stiff takes off his foot and like karote kicks the kid in the head

Today I was hauling ass an i ran into a rapper i slid i air out and landed back in the bowl but my scooter landed on this kid while he was eating so the drink and everything spilled

 

[kyle199]

today the skaters waxed where we ride so we waxed there railes and stuff and we where siten on the seat watchin them crash coz we waxed the rail coz they did it to us lol

 

[ben-pat-bro]

hahah i remember that
and we waxed the whole ground where they ride
ahahha

 

[Jarryd M]

Bump, keep this thread alive its great

The other day there was this kid riding a Madd Gear who had wrapped his headtube and his deck together with duct tape to most likely keep it solid. Needless to say it wasn't working. Me and some mates asked him what the duct tape was for and he said "It looks cool". Made us laugh a lot.

 

[JackDillon]

A while ago some guy came to my local and came and chilled with us then proceded to give us fire crackers to throw at people, offerd us smokes and then told us about how he was bounty hunter and has killed 6 people... He also showed us his two big fuck off knives and told me how to stab some one effectively and if i wanted any one murderd it could be aranged (If under $1000 he would kill them for free).

Oh yeah this was last sunday haha http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfJKSn1QEY

 

[Kakashi64]

A while ago some guy came to my local and came and chilled with us then proceded to give us fire crackers to throw at people, offerd us smokes and then told us about how he was bounty hunter and has killed 6 people... He also showed us his two big fuck off knives and told me how to stab some one effectively and if i wanted any one murderd it could be aranged (If under $1000 he would kill them for free).

Oh yeah this was last sunday haha http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfJKSn1QEY

Shit lol.....that scared the crap out of me

 

[Kakashi64]

A while ago some guy came to my local and came and chilled with us then proceded to give us fire crackers to throw at people, offerd us smokes and then told us about how he was bounty hunter and has killed 6 people... He also showed us his two big fuck off knives and told me how to stab some one effectively and if i wanted any one murderd it could be aranged (If under $1000 he would kill them for free).

Oh yeah this was last sunday haha http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfJKSn1QEY

Shit lol.....that woulda scared the crap out of me

EDIT: Srry for double post

 

[corruptedrapture]

this one time a few weeks ago this kid who thinks hes all thatt is trying to air a 6ft quarter and bragging how good he is. then after everybody is sick of him when he is just airing, a biker airs right over his head and it was hilarious looking at his face and bailing badd

 

[Devon Garcia]

One day me my brother and freinds went to the skatepark in the morning and there was this guy sleeping on the bench.So he woke up like an hour or two later and he looked at us and said "dude you know what would be so funny?if i rode a scooter".But he sounded all high it was funny.

 

[Tom6]

rigel get rid of your fucking sig jeeze

 

[deancrafter]

lol i was riding my local with a few of my mates one day i was tired as from the night before so i just was boostin spine. a few minutes before i saw like 3 little kids just rolling around at the bottom of the qaurters. i jumped spine and aired quarter to go back to the spine just as i was coming down to land the air, this little kid is right there below me, i absolutely obliterated the kid, i tried to nudge him out of the way as i was falling but he jsut went under me, i stacked pretty hard, but not as hard as this kids head to the concrete,

i was like --- that did not just happen, his dad comes over ( mind you his dad was like massive as) " you little ---, who the --- do you think you are. stop trying to show off infront of all your mates and hurt little kids you ---. you come near my son again and i will beat the living --- out of you ---

i accepted that i would die if i was a smartass so i packed it hard and didnt ride for liek 2 hours while he supervised his kids rolling around. then he went and i was !lol

 

[JonnyJonDogg]

yah rigel whos honestly gonna take that much time to read that lol

 

[Mark Abramsky]

my friend was at the top off a big rollin and when he was goin up he dropped his scooter cuz hes a dip and i decided to fling it up to him so it goes of the ramp over the gaurd rail and right into some kid lol

 

[Tanner!]

i have a few, but today i was at walnut creek and my friend keegan almost cross checked 4 dudes, 2 at one time. they were on a vert wall and he was 3 ft from owning both of em. he does the exact thing twice more lol

 

[gerkin of honour]

my bro was doing these HUGE hip transfers and the spot where he lands this little kid is on him little batman scooter. i say to the kid "excuse me, could you please move i am trying to film, thanks" so he moves. my bro starts the run up and this kid is moving back to him original spot. and before i can push him out of the way he has dropped in and my bro has him him straight into the concrete. my brother is small so it didn't hurt him to much but my bro was like GRRRRRRRRRR that kid is annoying. a couple of people where laughing at it but it would have hurt.