Joke Thread?

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Mattt.C

I own WSP.
Sorry guys this is sad but here goes...

A guy went to the docters because he was getting bad headaches. The docter said the only way to fix it was to get his balls cut off.
After a while the guy decided to go ahead with the operation, and then the headache he had for 20years was gone. He went home misrible because he was now only half a man, then decided to go the the tailers to get a suit. He got a a jacket size 43, and pants size 36. After that he relised he want some underpants, what size do you normally get asked the tailor... size 34 replied the man. No you should be wearing size 36 because size 34 would cause you balls to push up and caus you bad headahes.
 
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lil borie

Member
why are asprin white?
because they work

Why do people throw up in gutters?
to give aboriginals breakfast in bed

There are 5 niggers in a cadillac that drives off a cliff and they all die whats sad about this story?
This cadillac could fit 6 niggers

There are 1000 niggers and one white guy what is the white guy called?
the warden

There is a nigger and a mexica in the car who is driving?
nether the cop is

What results from a nigger and a octopus pairing together?
i dunno but he could pick the cotton much better with 8 arms


have you ever seen a black person on the jetson?
no looks like a good future doesnt it

what do you say to a nigger in a three peice suit?
will the defendent please rise

Why are black people so good at basketball?
because all they have to do is run shoot and steal

what do you call 20000 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start

Why is stevie wonder smiling all the time?
he doesnt know hes black
 
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2155

Member
brods said:
What results from a nigger and a octopus pairing together?
i dunno but he could pick the cotton much better with 8 arms


have you ever seen a black person on the jetson?
no looks like a good future doesnt it
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Those two are fucking funny
 
K

kwenzel

Member
TomKid.ââ??¢ said:
Dude, settle down, he was only having fun.
Maybe why this thread is called the "JOKE" thread?
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um its not only that u dont know what he says to me so i wouldn't talk
 
Zaηe

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
my m8 told me a realllly bad jew joke last night, ima not gonna say it but. heres a diff one:
How do you starve a nigger?
hide his food stamps in his work boots.
 
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JarradSmith

Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
Bahahahahaahahaha Denzel i was kidding around.

All these jokes are not meant to be taken seriously dude. Everyone is just having a good time for laughs. Please dont take offence to the jokes man.
And i've only said one thing because you were ruining some fun? We aren't trying to hurt you or bully you or make you feel bad.
Just chill brah :D





OH MY FUCKKING GOD! I JUST LAUGHED THE HARDEST IN MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE.
My cat likes to jump up on top of this table thingy we have. And today we had some candles lit on the table.

The cat jumps on top of the table.

She walks towards the candles.

She leans to smell the candles.

SHE SINGES HER WHISKERS AND HER HAIR ON HER CHEST CATCHES FIRE AND SHE FUCKING LEGS IT.




I sit there and lol at the dumb cat.
 
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