Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

Not funny but some guys hit his wife and made fun of his kid for his spiked mohawk helmet at a skatepark until he cried, brings in speaker with 80s rock with cigaratte hanging out while he trys to ollie. Guy was 30 and muscular so nobody could stand up to him though :/

 

[JasonxB]

Not funny but some guys hit his wife and made fun of his kid for his spiked mohawk helmet at a skatepark until he cried, brings in speaker with 80s rock with cigaratte hanging out while he trys to ollie. Guy was 30 and muscular so nobody could stand up to him though :/

stupid

 

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

Made me so mad I wanted to punch his teeth in

 

[Hcc]

Not funny but some guys hit his wife and made fun of his kid for his spiked mohawk helmet at a skatepark until he cried, brings in speaker with 80s rock with cigaratte hanging out while he trys to ollie. Guy was 30 and muscular so nobody could stand up to him though :/

I hate those spiked Mohawk helmets with a passion tho
luckily I don't see many in person, usually just in UK park videos

 

[JoelanPlz]

some kid asked me if I'd sell him a cheap deck
he was about 8
he said...
"yeah i think i can get £5 when my fucking cow of a mum pays me my pocket money, but if she doesn't I'm known for mugging people you know."
bro
know who the fuck your talking to
say stuff like that and you aint gettin shit son

 

[Erik larsson clifford]

Kid says I'm right handed so which way do I tail whip

 

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

Kid asks to play scoot with me and he tells me the tricks he knows and says every other trick isn't allowed. I walked away

 

[Phase Three]

kid asked me if i could tailwhip

 

[Ethan_]

skater hung out with us because we were the "cool" kids at the skatepark

 

[Devin DePriest]

"Look at their scooters. They must ride street"

 

[Chrispy]

"this headtube cutout makes my scooter feel so much lighter!"

 

[Trevor Nelson]

The shit I hear at the park is half the reason I ride mostly street. Some of the stuff I hear daily
Are you sponsored? Is your scooter dialed? How do you tail whip can you teach me? And just recently a kid tried to convince me fasen deck are stronger than tsi decks. I was about to beat the shit until I rememberd he called the cops on the last person who kicked his shit. Sometimes I convince kids I'm sponsored by red bull or Trojan condoms and they believe me. I was like these are the new red bull bars! Really? Yeah! (Currently riding TSI tv2s

 

[Cole]

Not funny but some guys hit his wife and made fun of his kid for his spiked mohawk helmet at a skatepark until he cried, brings in speaker with 80s rock with cigaratte hanging out while he trys to ollie. Guy was 30 and muscular so nobody could stand up to him though :/

he was beating his wife call the authorities

 

[GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET]

he was beating his wife call the authorities

Unfortunately I had no access to a phone and the guy left soon after. This was also a while back

 

[Cole]

Unfortunately I had no access to a phone and the guy left soon after. This was also a while back

ight makes sense what kind of loser beats his wife and yells at kids at the skatepark

 

[Chrispy]

@Cole the only reason i wanna have kids is so they can dial my scooter for me and get jobs so i don't have to work. i'd be that type of loser

 

[lukeramseyy]

@Cole the only reason i wanna have kids is so they can dial my scooter for me and get jobs so i don't have to work. i'd be that type of loser

sigged

 

[Christian Turner]

me: Why did you get an Apex deck? It's so overpriced
him: Well, it lasts wayy longer than your Proto

 

[skyrockett]

"Fuck you nigga" -every white kid ever

 

[Sam B]

some older guy came down to my local and threatened to kill my friends dog