Pick Up Line TTHHRREEAADD!!

Aaron

Silver Member
A classic :

You - Did it hurt?
The Woman - Did what hurt?
You - When you fell from heaven :)
 

JDBen

BST Moderator
Staff member
Alex Steezeman said:
AaronBransdon. said:
Haha!

"Are you Jamaican? Cause your ja-making me crazy"
No actually I'm not jamaican, I just have dreads.

On a more serious note-

If I had made the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together.

yes,we watch family guy aswell ;) lol

heres mine:

Wanna go Halves on a Barstard???
I'm not very good at making cheesy one-liners,so who fancies a screw???
Im not talking to you just because you the sluttiest girl(s) in the club...........

Me:Do you have any STDs?
Girl:no
Me:good...........do you mind getting one?

Me:(talking to 2 girls) do you wanna wanna come back to my place?
Girls:which one of us are you talking to?
Me:the one that says yes?

lol XD
 

JDBen

BST Moderator
Staff member
Alex Steezeman said:
JDBen said:
yes,we watch family guy aswell ;) lol
Never said a thing about Family Guy. And don't give me the winky smiley, I'm not a bitch.

"If I had made the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together." is from family guy,but whatever,if you aint seen you probably got it somewhere else
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
SteveM said:
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong
thats soooooo homo hahahaha

JDBen said:
Alex Steezeman said:
JDBen said:
yes,we watch family guy aswell ;) lol
Never said a thing about Family Guy. And don't give me the winky smiley, I'm not a bitch.

"If I had made the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together." is from family guy,but whatever,if you aint seen you probably got it somewhere else
no its not from famaly guy... that has been around since forever
 

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
SteveM said:
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong
me and my friends do something like that in the mall
wait til someone walks buy then juts be like
"well lets just say if i worked at subway, that b!tch would owe me $5"
 

Steve Moore

Steel Member
liltony said:
SteveM said:
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong
thats soooooo homo hahahaha

JDBen said:
Alex Steezeman said:
JDBen said:
yes,we watch family guy aswell ;) lol
Never said a thing about Family Guy. And don't give me the winky smiley, I'm not a bitch.

"If I had made the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together." is from family guy,but whatever,if you aint seen you probably got it somewhere else
no its not from famaly guy... that has been around since forever

haha your sayin thats homo, you're the one with the rick astley avatar :p lol jk
 

scott a

Member
some real nerdy kid said this to a girl at my school last year...
can you be my homework so i can put you on my desk and do you
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
SteveM said:
liltony said:
SteveM said:
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong
thats soooooo homo hahahaha

JDBen said:
Alex Steezeman said:
JDBen said:
yes,we watch family guy aswell ;) lol
Never said a thing about Family Guy. And don't give me the winky smiley, I'm not a bitch.

"If I had made the alphabet, I would put "u" and "i" together." is from family guy,but whatever,if you aint seen you probably got it somewhere else
no its not from famaly guy... that has been around since forever

haha your sayin thats homo, you're the one with the rick astley avatar :p lol jk
haha :).... were in jersey do you live?
 
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