Pick Up Line TTHHRREEAADD!!

[metrocardscheme]

hey babe your hot but dont turn me down like alex stezzzman..hahaha

 

[DMazz]

the word of the day is legs. let's go back to my place and spread the word.
that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.
do you work for ups? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
hey girl let's play lion tamer, you get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth.
let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
would you like to try an australian kiss? it is just like a french kiss, but down under.

some of the best i have heard before.

lmao dalton!!!!

 

[Jarryd M]

the word of the day is legs. let's go back to my place and spread the word.
that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.
do you work for ups? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
hey girl let's play lion tamer, you get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth.
let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
would you like to try an australian kiss? it is just like a french kiss, but down under.

some of the best i have heard before.

That one made me laugh out loud, these pick up lines are funny as

 

[daltonkennon]

Wanna play gas prices? I go down on you and make you feel real good, then I come back up and fukk the shit out of you.

 

[Chaseme37]

^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[domd]

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was good bitcchhh

your to fly for us Elmer

 

[Tom6]

god called, He wants his angel back!

 

[scooterkris]

is that a mirror in you pants cause i can see myself in em.
ever tripped over a log? how bout a root?

 

[Steve Moore]

Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!


if you where my home work, IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢d do you on the table.


IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!


u turn my software to hardware


Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.

I said that already

 

[sponser me]

made these up myself
i like that shirt but it would look better on my floor
i wounder what the inside of your pants look like

 

[Sam Carter]

Your going to have sex tonight, i know, im stronger than u !

 

[Nick Morland]

you: my watch is magic it says your wearing no panties
girl: well actually I am
you: ah! damn things an hour fast.

you: you must be tired
girl: why?
you: cause you've been running through my mind all day

Is your dad a terrorist? cause your the bomb.

 

[smiles]

Your going to have sex tonight, i know, im stronger than u !

lol the best one yet

 

[Matt Ogle]

haha one of my girls told me this one yesterday...

"i wish you were cos squared and i was sin squared so we could be 1 together"
i thought that was hilarious

 

[Steezeman]

Suck my dick, there's a future in it.

If you know what that's from, you're awesome.

 

[Kyper]

I only have three months to live!

 

[Andy Rhode]

Suck my dick, there's a future in it.

If you know what that's from, you're awesome.

Killing them softly?

 

[Steezeman]

Spot on Andy, spot on.

 

[razorrider48]

the best pick up line ever
wanna go out??

 

[Jon Reyes]

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-heyyyyyyyyyyy what's up?"