Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
me: heather, can i "tap" it?
heather (nates best friend heather, mormon heather): it depends
me: dw, Nate can have you after i'm done
heather: your the only one i want today. i don't think i can handle nate today.
me: sounds good, see you in a bit?
nate: yea Shes naked and waiting in my bed

Score!
 

Nate Grant

Steel Member
ahahahahaha

EDIT:

Me: Can i tap that
Erin: You can tap it with a hammer
Me: Won't that hurt?
Erin: Probably, but if you do it enough, and with 2 other guys, i'll die anyway.
 

jcas367

Bronze member
Girl 1.
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: Your fine assss
Her: Oh like sex?
Me: Sure?
Her: Oh ok when do you want to?

Girl 2.

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Hahah seriously?
Me: Haha yeah, why would I be kidding?
Her: Idk but yeah sure I'll let you tap me anytime:)

2 WINS :D

This is actually legit :)
 
Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Whenever you like.
Me: So what're you wearing?
Her: What do you think?
Me: You tell me.
Her: Barely anything, as usual. What are you wearing?
Me: I don't have my pants on, if that's what you're asking.
Her: Yummy This is a guy, right? hahaha.
Me: I'll be whatever you want. Boy or girl. Or both.
Her: Haha, I like whoever this is already. So do I ever get to find out, or just mysterious all around?
Me: There's only one thing that won't be a mystery to you.
Her: ...hmm and that would be?
Me: Don't pretend like you don't know.
Her: Haha who says I'm pretending.. Ahh shit, I gotta go, guess I'lll find out who you are tomorrow my mysterious he/she Peace out, text you later.

for the record, this was legit.
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
EDIT:

me: so can i tap that?
her: lol
me: ?
her: 4 sure haha
her: :p
her: still scoot?
me: yeah haha
her: mad

:) win!
 

DavidMiles47

Steel Member
MS said:
Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: Whenever you like.
Me: So what're you wearing?
Her: What do you think?
Me: You tell me.
Her: Barely anything, as usual. What are you wearing?
Me: I don't have my pants on, if that's what you're asking.
Her: Yummy This is a guy, right? hahaha.
Me: I'll be whatever you want. Boy or girl. Or both.
Her: Haha, I like whoever this is already. So do I ever get to find out, or just mysterious all around?
Me: There's only one thing that won't be a mystery to you.
Her: ...hmm and that would be?
Me: Don't pretend like you don't know.
Her: Haha who says I'm pretending.. Ahh shit, I gotta go, guess I'lll find out who you are tomorrow my mysterious he/she Peace out, text you later.

for the record, this was legit.

have you guys never met or something?

she could be a cow dude.......

and yeah im thinking a bunch of these are fake
 
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