Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

[Big L]

spicys is win,
cause spicy said so

The only way you could get closer to sucking his dick, is to have it in your mouth.

jesus grow up

Up jesus grow

 

[Freddy Cacace]

I pooped a little Logan, i swear i did. Idk why that was so funny.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Me: Fuckk me?
Her: yes?
Me: Good
Her: when?
Me: Open your window!
Her: CREEPY, but i like it already

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love drunk wondering hahaha im gonna do more tonight i love this game very much

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

i'm going to text these 2 chicks later, im going to have dibble watch me do it so you know it's legit

 

[mbillick1993]

hahahaha i love this thread

 

[Zach Schilling]

ummm...... i dont have texting.....

 

[Rigel Fuller]

wow this actually works. this isn't me its my friend dylan btw

him:can i tap that ?
her:hey, we met at the fair thing rightt?
him:ya but can i ?
her:hah, sure.

 

[brandon kilbury]

if it was dylan she was definitely kidding

 

[Rigel Fuller]

if it was dylan she was definitely kidding

shes 12.

 

[Brandon Miller]

Me: Can I Tap That?
Her: Tap what, hun?
Me: Your Fine Ass
Her: Sure, why not. Wheenn?
Me: Hmm when would be a good time for you?
Her: Im free whenever
Me: Ok sweet. Im thinking sunday maybe?

Dead serious this was the convo. So I believe that all of these are true and not fake so yeah, sweet deal

 

[sax]

if it was dylan she was definitely kidding

shes 12.

hahahhaha

 

[Graham Todd]

Sent it to the guy Sam not the girl Sam by accident hahaha
Me: when can I tap that?
Sam: queerbag
Me: shiiiit wrong person sry bro
Sam: k let's be serious you wanted to send this to me
Me: yeep you got me there.

I got the right sam this time haha
Me: when can I tap that?
Girl Sam: when I get home
me: where are you?
Girl Sam: in heaven after hearing that from you
me: boner

Never got a reply after that hahaha

 

[Joe Hilditch]

wonder why.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

i dont believe half of these but then again/................................................................

 

[mbillick1993]

immmikey (2:29:41 PM): haha can i tap that
her (2:30:37 PM): i thought you didnt want to
immmikey (2:31:03 PM): nope i want to
her (2:31:18 PM): uhm
her(2:31:19 PM): i dont
immmikey (2:31:26 PM): =[
immmikey (2:31:29 PM): fail

 

[mbillick1993]

immmikey (2:36:21 PM): can i tap that
her(2:36:35 PM): no
immmikey (2:36:38 PM): fail

 

[Kyper]

Me:Can I tap that?
Her:I thought you were in prison?
Me:The hell?
Her:Somebody said you went to jail for like beating up a jew or something.
Me:
Her:You're the one that shaves your head. Oh, and sorry. No deal on sex.

fml. I do not commit hate crimes. I love everyone.

 

[mbillick1993]

hahahahaha

 

[stephen alan]

haha gretest thread ever!

 

[anticee23]

some of these are hilarious