Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

JamieBowe

Member
James Scown said:
hit up msn


me:
ahahah yer fully
so
can i tap that?
her:
tap wat
me:
;)
her:
lol
me:
teehee, awkwarddddddddddddddddddd!

shes my girlfriend by the way hahaha, she's a virgin so basically im just takin shit slow with her which doesnt really sound like me =/
WTF, WHO ARE YOU MR IMPOSTER?
 

Chris Harris

Chris Harris
Olivia
Me: hey can i ask you something
Her: yeahhh, what.
Me: can i tap that
Her: ahaha no.
Me: well than can i fuck your pocket?
Her: no you cannot.
Me: do you wanna fuck my pocket?
Her: no,
Me: Can i tittie fuck you and then nut on your chin
Her: nope.

Samantha
Me: hey can i ask you something
Her: yess?
Me: can i that that
Her: no
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
Spicy McHaggis said:
me: Wanna get pizza and fuck?
her: No!?
me: You dont like pizza?
her: I love pizza!
me: Ok then lets fuck
her: ok hun :)
NOT NOW CHEIF, IM IN THE FUCKING ZONE
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
Nate Grant said:
Me: so when can i tap that ;);)

Her: way to put me on the spot!

hahaha

Me: yes or no :):)

i mean when

lol

Her: lol

Me: you're killin me come on!

Her: my mo bought me pringles=]

yayy

Me: that has nothing to do with me tappin that

Her: *mom

anyways pringles are just like sex; once you pop the fun don't stop;0

*;)

Me: so you still haven't said when ;);)

Her: after the fun from eating pringles does stop

Me: and when will that be

Her: like an hour

Me: aww man its already 9:20 PM

that will be past my bedtime

how about tomorrow :):)

Her: yeah tomorrow

Me: tomorrow

watching star wars

Her: yes

Me: lucas's bed

you know star wars gets me turned on

the first 45 minuts of return of the jedi

jabba the hut <3<3

Her: hahahaha indiana jones= hot!

lol

Me: noooooo jabba

ANYWAY

tomorrow night

you

me

sexy time

i'll bring the star

you bring the wars

Her: jabba+indi= dream 3some

alright

Me: k sounds good see you then :):)

Her:for sure
see that little silver thing at the bottom of the chips? thats the end, motherfuccker.
 

saltwater

Member
just to my scooter buddy

me: Can i tap that!?
Her: Tap what? ur an idiot :p
Me: U!?
Her: hmm no lol, not gonna happen! gezz its a hot day!
Me: Not as hot as you! are you sure about that?
Her: Yer i think i am!

I tried
 
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