Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

Big L

Steel Member
me: hey, let me tap dat
her: you wanna tap dat?
me: yes
her: you SURE you wanna tap dat?
me: did i fucking studder?
her: well i was GOING to let you tap dat but if your going to be grumpy then nopee :)

I would pick the smart ass.
 

Stevenson

Steel Member
Big L said:
me: hey, let me tap dat
her: you wanna tap dat?
me: yes
her: you SURE you wanna tap dat?
me: did i fucking studder?
her: well i was GOING to let you tap dat but if your going to be grumpy then nopee :)

I would pick the smart ass.
sucks man
 

TaylorT

Member
Stevenson-Scoot said:
Big L said:
me: hey, let me tap dat
her: you wanna tap dat?
me: yes
her: you SURE you wanna tap dat?
me: did i fucking studder?
her: well i was GOING to let you tap dat but if your going to be grumpy then nopee :)

I would pick the smart ass.
sucks man
SUCKS!
 

Nate Grant

Steel Member
Me: so when can i tap that ;);)

Her: way to put me on the spot!

hahaha

Me: yes or no :):)

i mean when

lol

Her: lol

Me: you're killin me come on!

Her: my mo bought me pringles=]

yayy

Me: that has nothing to do with me tappin that

Her: *mom

anyways pringles are just like sex; once you pop the fun don't stop;0

*;)

Me: so you still haven't said when ;);)

Her: after the fun from eating pringles does stop

Me: and when will that be

Her: like an hour

Me: aww man its already 9:20 PM

that will be past my bedtime

how about tomorrow :):)

Her: yeah tomorrow

Me: tomorrow

watching star wars

Her: yes

Me: lucas's bed

you know star wars gets me turned on

the first 45 minuts of return of the jedi

jabba the hut <3<3

Her: hahahaha indiana jones= hot!

lol

Me: noooooo jabba

ANYWAY

tomorrow night

you

me

sexy time

i'll bring the star

you bring the wars

Her: jabba+indi= dream 3some

alright

Me: k sounds good see you then :):)

Her:for sure
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
me: hey i have a question
morgan: Yeah...What's that?
me: can i tap that?
her: Horny bastard...:) any time.
me: sweet, gnite

Success.
 

Stevenson

Steel Member
- Matthew Stevenson says:
soooo. When can i tap that ass of your?
Samm | Fully Alive says:
in 50 years
- Matthew Stevenson says:
sooner please
you complete me
like pb and j
Samm | Fully Alive says:
lol no


FAIL
 
immmikey (9:53:50 PM): lil lizabeth
her (9:54:03 PM): im not little mike
her (9:54:05 PM): we talked
her (9:54:08 PM): im a big girl!
immmikey (9:54:15 PM): ok so can i tap that
her (9:54:31 PM): whatever makes you happy
immmikey (9:54:43 PM): yay =] im pumped for tuesday
 

briflip

Member
Nicholas

can i tap that ?
12:39amJenni

what?
12:40amNicholas

you already know
12:40amJenni

me?
12:40amNicholas

fo sho
12:41amJenni

hah yeah sure! i
Jenni and Alex Watson are now friends.
12:44amNicholas

alright im scootering to your house and i expect you to be naked whe
 
Me soo when can I tap that
her was that to me?
Me ofcourse it is ... You down?
her Hah ohh .. R we still chillen on Monday
me yeaa
her ok then on monday ... I think Leah is coming too
me it's a date

holy shit this is great 3 some!!
 

tylerbillman

Steel Member
So I was texting my girlfriend, and I was looking for an opportunity to ask her that but heres what happened....

Me: So what else are you doing tonight?
Her: Oh I dunno, fucking my boyfriend? =]

She read my mind haha
 
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