Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that"

[Kritzer]

Me:So when we smashinnn
Her:Nowwww.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

nate's is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aaron]

it'd be funnier to send rare as messages to people you don't really talk to, like "accidental messages, oops i sent it to the wrong person", i might do it now.

 

[_James_]

it'd be funnier to send rare as messages to people you don't really talk to, like "accidental messages, oops i sent it to the wrong person", i might do it now.

Done it Yesterday
Accidently sent to a girl...

Me: 'So, When can you play with my bollocks again?' *Just joking around with a mate*
Her: 'What!? James, You seriously have fucked up problems dude'
Me: 'Shit, Wrong person'

 

[Aaron]

fuck this lying ass thread.

Agreed with Steven.

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: No, haha doing?
Me: You, please.
Her: haha.

What the hell?

 

[Zaηe]

wtf does that even mean...there was no prelude to the "anything' lol

it means we can do anything haha.(Y)

 

[Dustin Nooner]

hahahahah steven! <33333

 

[OllieScoots!]

bump

 

[James Scown]

hit up msn


me:
ahahah yer fully
so
can i tap that?
her:
tap wat
me:

her:
lol
me:
teehee, awkwarddddddddddddddddddd!

shes my girlfriend by the way hahaha, she's a virgin so basically im just takin shit slow with her which doesnt really sound like me =/

 

[Matt Dibble]

Me: Hey can I tap that?
Girlfriend: Yeah! Remember awhile back when I said my dad was going out of town?
Me: Yeah?
Girlfriend: We'll they left the other night.
Me: Hot tub?
Girlfriend: Yes.

So, wooo for tonight!

 

[Brian Boston]

Me: Hey can I tap that?
Girlfriend: Yeah! Remember awhile back when I said my dad was going out of town?
Me: Yeah?
Girlfriend: We'll they left the other night.
Me: Hot tub?
Girlfriend: Yes.

So, wooo for tonight!

Shut it matt your so holding your vcard still.

 

[Matt Dibble]

I just noticed I typed "We'll they left the other night" instead of "Well".

How in the fuck did that punctuation sneak in there? haha.

and brian, fuckk youu!

 

[NickGraham.]

AIM CONVOS:

XxNickieeeGeeexX (10:23:59 PM): ayy boo, tryna park the car?
Bethanysnothome (10:24:37 PM): is that sexual?
XxNickieeeGeeexX (10:24:42 PM): is it?
Bethanysnothome (10:25:09 PM): i hope so

MYSPACE I.M. CONVO'S:

10:36 PMNick:
wanna make love in this club?
��������������������������10:37 PMCasey:
deffinatley. haha jk. what ?
��������������������������10:37 PMNick:
im not joking!
��������������������������10:37 PMCasey:
sure.



MYSPACE MESSAGE:

;], whenever you want me to be free.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:35 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


that sounds like a yes to me! when you free?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
To: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:33 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


haha.
i'm not denying or approving a thing! :]


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:32 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


yay? your not saying you wanna eat my dick are you!?
looool.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
To: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:20 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


yay!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:11 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


mhmmm


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
To: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:08 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


ohreallynow?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:06 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.



's my favorite !



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
To: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


8====D~~ O:


----------------- Original Message -------------From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


8====D O:


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
To: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 9:40 PM
Subject: RE: PENUS.


O:


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ã?·Ã?¹cúú. (231668604)
To: nikah!chu .)( (161471099)
Date: Aug 16, 2009 9:35 PM
Subject: PENUS.



I has penus?

 

[Zaηe]

LOL

 

[Jake ODonnell]

ill do one of theese in a little bit, haha

Edit;
Me: yoo baby when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: what?
Me: when you gonna let me hit that fine ass?
Her: when you gonna let me hit yours?
Me: give me a date!
Her: august 24th?
Me: aiiiight


Works!

 

[Matt Dibble]

Me: Hey can I tap that?
Girlfriend: Yeah! Remember awhile back when I said my dad was going out of town?
Me: Yeah?
Girlfriend: We'll they left the other night.
Me: Hot tub?
Girlfriend: Yes.

So, wooo for tonight!

 

[Corey]

is this the infamous hot tub, ie proof haha

 

[mbillick1993]

ill do one of theese in a little bit, haha

Edit;
Me: yoo baby when you gonna let me hit that?
Her: what?
Me: when you gonna let me hit that fine ass?
Her: when you gonna let me hit yours?
Me: give me a date!
Her: august 24th?
Me: aiiiight


Works!

thats free chill zone day at cumberland farms

immmikey (2:00:34 AM): can i tap that
her (2:00:47 AM): you can't
her(2:00:51 AM): i sorry
immmikey (2:00:53 AM): damm

 

[Chris Harris]

me: what are you doing?
her: sitting on myspace. youh?
me: Laying in my bed. you wanna join me?
her: is it soft lol
me: Ofcourse
her: haha cool
me: so when you coming over sexy?
her: haha im doing homework
me: so after you finish your homework?
her: haha dont u have hw to do?
me: i would rather do you then my homework
her: haha oh really
me: ofcource you down?
her: okay well not really


it doesnt work... or maybe its cuz im fat but im pretty sure its cuz it doesnt work

 

[Tommy Napolitan]

jaydieSOshaydie (10:40:40 PM): ar you like? iming me because of my big boooobs?
tommy napolitan (10:50:35 PM): haha well i will say they're BIG haha
jaydieSOshaydie (10:51:32 PM): 36D baybeyyyyy! wooohoo. parrtayy.
tommy napolitan (10:54:58 PM): so when you gonna let me tap that? =)
jaydieSOshaydie (10:55:56 PM): lmfaoooooo. I'm sorry... but? I'm not the slit everyone says I am.
jaydieSOshaydie (10:56:08 PM): slut. lmao
tommy napolitan (10:56:34 PM): oh well i thought i'd try

i thought i had her =(