the Drunk Resource
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Kieran Mayhew
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I fuckig love neing pissed fuck im gone wand im fonna faitn and stuff and i wana drink more.....
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Kieran Mayhew
Guest
Help me m gonna pass out
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Kieran Mayhew
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Fap ack bear and heavy rain is the coolest game ever init,
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Kieran Mayhew
Guest
We dont hav tht shi t man what else cos im fucked
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Kieran Mayhew
Guest
Holy shit I post like a spastic when I'm drunk...
Was a sick night though. I went 40 hours without sleep.
All I can remember was dancing around a pile of raisins to some linkin park,
Trying to throw some cards at a banister and failing miserably and then being in hysterics,
and laying outside in the rain on the decking in boxers with 3 ice cubes down my pants...
Twas fun.
Was a sick night though. I went 40 hours without sleep.
All I can remember was dancing around a pile of raisins to some linkin park,
Trying to throw some cards at a banister and failing miserably and then being in hysterics,
and laying outside in the rain on the decking in boxers with 3 ice cubes down my pants...
Twas fun.
alcohol
right now i am under the influence of alcohol. I just got back from thsi chicks house and it was fuuuuuuuuun as fuck. It was actually my girlfriends best friends house, except my girlfriend wasnt there. I was gonna hook up with my girlfriends bestfriend, but some other dude beat me to it. I think that worked out for the best though hahha. Im so fucked up right now i just though i had to share this story with everyone. My girlfriends best friend still wants my wiener in her mouth, but the other dude got her high as shit and drunk as shit so he beat me to it. Goood for him, right? BUt now im at home on scooter resource thinking about how fun this bitches party was. I also tried riding a scooter at a skatepark early today before i was under the influence. I had surgery on my leg 5 weeks ago and it still hurts like a motherfucking bitch to scooter on. All i wanna do is scooter but my legs all fucked up.
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right now i am under the influence of alcohol. I just got back from thsi chicks house and it was fuuuuuuuuun as fuck. It was actually my girlfriends best friends house, except my girlfriend wasnt there. I was gonna hook up with my girlfriends bestfriend, but some other dude beat me to it. I think that worked out for the best though hahha. Im so fucked up right now i just though i had to share this story with everyone. My girlfriends best friend still wants my wiener in her mouth, but the other dude got her high as shit and drunk as shit so he beat me to it. Goood for him, right? BUt now im at home on scooter resource thinking about how fun this bitches party was. I also tried riding a scooter at a skatepark early today before i was under the influence. I had surgery on my leg 5 weeks ago and it still hurts like a motherfucking bitch to scooter on. All i wanna do is scooter but my legs all fucked up.
If anyone likes this story, gimme a thumbs up
short_bus_Scooter
Steel Member
if this is true then im not really posting this comment at this time... who the fuck says im under the influence of alcohol?
DevonIs1337
Member
a lot of people. what do you think D.U.I. means? are you really going to give somebody shit for something as pointless as that?
oh my god you're annoying.
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Kieran Mayhew
Guest
Donald made the Drunk Resource for a reason dude.
