the Drunk Resource

[short_bus_Scooter]

and ... you type well for a drunkard

+1 rob, who the fuck can type perfect drunk? devon your the moron

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

is brought to sr. I
m drunk and it nedefd to srtart sometimew

Drunk posting, compare it to yours. You weren't drunk.

 

[Matt Dibble]

Merged the threads, bam

 

[DonaldM]

BAM!

Thanks for all the love and support guys haha. One day you too could drunk post every other night.

Not drunk yet. I'll be partying in SF all day today with THOUSANDS of people. So stoked. St. Pattys Day parade/party

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

I admit that I occasionally drunk post, though the only time it would happen would be in this thread. However I don't think it would be healthy for me as a 16 year old to drunk post every other night lmao.

But yeah I figured I'd use you as an example so that kid can see how a pro does it

 

[BrandonWeir]

I have a feeling we're gonna have a lot of fake drunks in here hitting the keys right next to the ones that they need to form a word liuke rthiss/. heyy SRT i'
m drunmk/

 

[DonaldM]

I can try and type correctly, but it takes too long. a lot of deleting is involved

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

Haha same, and the last time I drunk posted, it was on a netbook, where the keys are smaller than my actual fingertips so it was a slight fail.

 

[DonaldM]

yo niccuh. danh girl my legs needs some chaostick.. i been walkin allday, catchin tags and waht not cau se i be like jame sbond 007 shit cuhhhh yeeeee

copied n padetd from trw aka/ inside hooters

hahahahahhha

that reaally wasnt funnnnyyn at all

 

[DonaldM]

Im dfinitely the only one who posts in this thread. Night i young, bar hoppin. you know those 25cent wednsday beers are a good deal

 

[BrandonWeir]

I wish I had a taste for alcohol. Things would be more fun.

 

[Tanner Esser]

dude you dont "have a taste for it" you put it in your mouth and deal with it!

 

[BrandonWeir]

Lol fuck that. That's like saying "You don't have to like anal, just take it up the ass and deal with it".

 

[Tanner Esser]

no its like deal with one shot maybe two shots and you wont care what it tastes like youll just want more

fwi its kinda disturbing you chose that as your example and you dont get drunk from anal sex

 

[DonaldM]

Jus drink an be merry chritmas

 

[risser]

fwi its kinda disturbing you chose that as your example and you dont get drunk from anal sex

i lol'd

but yea brandon just don't be a bitch basically haha

 

[humpurple kushiones]

i drank all week lol. in europe they dont give a shit how old you are. i drank on the plane to madrid from london, at the mc donalds at the airport, at every restaurant i went to and on the flight back home, and i never got carded.

 

[DonaldM]

I shaved my bears wil problu regret it in the mincing. Auto cutrrecr t is killing me. Firsst time posting an an ipone

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

i drank all week lol. in europe they dont give a shit how old you are. i drank on the plane to madrid from london, at the mc donalds at the airport, at every restaurant i went to and on the flight back home, and i never got carded.

Nah UK is quite tight about it usually.

 

[DonaldM]

4am? Yeaaaabuddy