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DonaldM

DonaldM

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I fucken rwredcked mateo tonight. odsh cans ya bufdddy. rode an hou on the train home. had some more. holy hell im drunk and thats not thatn often Vanillafgarce=oce NOT Yea I qwited Borat suck my hole dick

feom the inside scoogr respurce
 
R-Dubya

R-Dubya

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lol this thread is awesome. Btw, for future reference downing a couple 40s and walking to the nearest grocery store to buy a box of donuts is not worth it.
 
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Kieran Mayhew

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R-Dubya said:
lol this thread is awesome. Btw, for future reference downing a couple 40s and walking to the nearest grocery store to buy a box of donuts is not worth it.
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Same with walking to your town 2 miles away, at 5:15am, to await the opening of the local coffee shop. Oh the things people do while under the influence...
 
R-Dubya

R-Dubya

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Kieran Mayhew said:
Same with walking to your town 2 miles away, at 5:15am, to await the opening of the local coffee shop. Oh the things people do while under the influence...
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lol. The one time I got to my friend's house late, there were no 40s left so he just handed me like half a powerade bottle full of blue vodka. I have no clue what the hell that stuff was but I was never so wasted in my life. And I had no chaser. Ugh.
 
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Kieran Mayhew

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R-Dubya said:
lol. The one time I got to my friend's house late, there were no 40s left so he just handed me like half a powerade bottle full of blue vodka. I have no clue what the hell that stuff was but I was never so wasted in my life. And I had no chaser. Ugh.
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Lol, last time I was drunk, I got to my mates and loads had already been drank, so I was like "Wtf? Y U NO SAVE ME SOME?" and then I get swiftly escorted to a fridge full of everything alcoholic you can think of lmao.
 
DonaldM

DonaldM

Member
Went to a party of 100+ people in East Palo Alto. The Bay Area kids know that shit is a no-go territory. Gun shots were fired. My crew fled. Intense ass night
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

Steel Member
1 Corona
1 Mikes hard lemonade
1 Mikes hard limeade
1 Mikes hard (red something)
2 Smirnoff Ices
2 shots of Absolut Peach


Yeah last night was good
 
Jossy

Jossy

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this one time i was at my friends house and we must have downed like 10 cruisers each in like an hour. dont remember much from that night but i do recall standing in a freezing pool wit a friend in our undies having a smoke haha
 
Domsicle

Domsicle

Steel Member
ims really drunkign right now ith donaldm and we just went making the good paint and now er back ym at my mhouse na my uncles house (im too ldrunk to delete the sothersstuff)

suck it bitches
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

Steel Member
I had 5 coronas, one 40 oz, 22oz smirnoff ice (largest size?), and 4 shots... Apparantly I kicked and broke a local police officer's door, and ripped out a garden of flowers and gave them to some random ass person... haha
 
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Kenny O.

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Who remembers Taylor Illig? (Cool points if you do) Chillin with him tonight with the company of a 30 rack. Let you know how it goes, lol. Never knew this thread was here hahah.
 
Bennett_J

Bennett_J

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yaaaaaaabuddy said:
just bought a bottle of absolute for 5 bucks from this chick. she stole it from her dad :)
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Stealing Alcohol from her parents? Thats not only kinda disrespectful but might show some dependence when she isnt even willing to go out and get it on her own... Just sayin'
 
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Kenny O.

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Da,mmm 30 racks gone bewtweeen 3 three people lulz, prettty fuckingg drink lol dunnno howto grt upstairs to sleeeeeeeeeeept looooooolllllll.... time foer a pb&j foool lateeeeeeeewsssssssssssss.
 
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