the Drunk Resource

[Bennett_J]

I call bullshit

Nopeee
there are like 13 withnesses -6 or so

 

[SammyT]

18 shots is almost a fifth of alcohol.

 

[alexscooter]

hell yea just chillin in tthe middle of nohere hell yea with my girl via iphone connections you kno was good

 

[Bennett_J]

18 shots is almost a fifth of alcohol.

What was not mentioned: I puked everywhere and passed out at my computer when I got home

When I drink I go hard as ----- but I don't get to drink often so... yeah

 

[R-Dubya]

like a 2tth of a hangle ot me, idgaffff niggazmim dkrugnk as shittttttttttt

2th of a handle, eh?

 

[Bennett_J]

2th of a handle, eh?

I don't know what a 2th is... ... haha?

I meant to say a 4th...

 

[Bennett_J]

Find me, its not that hard

 

[DonaldM]

im prtty drunk, i won hellam games tonihj

 

[Bennett_J]

Sorta tipsy right now, early curfew= blown

 

[DonaldM]

My friend is taking bartending classes and hes practicing on us. I'm down

 

[DonaldM]

Just went bar hopping with some art friends for the first time. OMG this girl claire... jesus.

 

[Steve Moore]

Found some Smirnoff Raspberry Cooler thing in my fridge yesterday morning. It's probably for women, but it tastes fantastic.

Also, getting drunk tonight at an after party. There will be Lokos, Jungle Juice, Absolut, and of course, beer. I am extremely stoked. Only bad thing is that at the dance there will be a breathalyzer, so no pre-gaming for me.

 

[Bennett_J]

The internet will save you from the alcohol poisioning, good thing you asked keiran, the internet is more powerful than god

 

[Cooper Klaar]

chillin with my fro...

whaddupppp

hangin outt

 

[Bennett_J]

Had a few shots last night, didn't get drunk

Almost went clubbing but got madd cock blocked by the other kids from my school (obviously underaged, plus the chick couldn't get 3 of us in) haha


Frat parties tonight hopefully

 

[DonaldM]

Snt some girl hom I sleepp in a twin suc that

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

Had a few shots last night, didn't get drunk

Almost went clubbing but got madd cock blocked by the other kids from my school (obviously underaged, plus the chick couldn't get 3 of us in) haha


Frat parties tonight hopefully

Beat them kids up.

 

[Victor C.]

Snt some girl hom I sleepp in a twin suc that

lol

 

[DonaldM]

i fuckeed up some fool tonigth. Thesr are the nucjheles of a rokkty champion. i woll regret this in the am they ar alreay bruiisd

 

[tylerbillman]

Had a few shots last night, didn't get drunk

Almost went clubbing but got madd cock blocked by the other kids from my school (obviously underaged, plus the chick couldn't get 3 of us in) haha


Frat parties tonight hopefully

don't bother with frats, they're all douchebags