the Drunk Resource

[DonaldM]

Do u know hiw long ut took me to find thiwis??????

Welll I got the aussssie girlds under the wrasos

 

[Tanner Esser]

beer pong anyone??

 

[SammyT]

hey scoobros, didn't know where to go because most of my real friends are asleep, just found out this girl is playing me, I'm not quite drunk but I'm getting there quick, I just needed to tell someone, whiskey and tears in my cup...

 

[Bennett_J]

7 shots n, i m fucking drunk like a nigger

 

[Bennett_J]

10 hots now, im feeling gucciiii

 

[yermExaM]

I'm tryna get drunk with Cooper. Haha.

 

[Ben Moak]

big sister just made me a drink with cranberry juice, seet and sour, and black velvet whoskey, fucking great other than the fact that im barely vuzzed from it. worst thing about drinking for me is my knees get like sore.

 

[Bennett_J]

4 shots absolute
2 shots Cuervo
1 shot disirono
1 shot "40 special somethingsomething brandy"
3 shots another brandy
3 shots blue gin (english)


All poured into one bigass cup

Time to get hammered!

 

[Bennett_J]

Cuervo
Ciroc
Absolut
Bicardi
Blue moon
Patron
Stoli
Grey goose
Malibu

Tomorrow night is going to be so fucking sick

 

[Bear Grylls]

if i took a shot of captain morgan and ive never drank alcohol in my life, would i get drunk

 

[christianewing]

im guessing no, i have never drank but a shot shouldnt do anything

 

[Bear Grylls]

just curious. haha

 

[Bennett_J]

24 shots over 6 hours. Still typin' fucj yeH

 

[jake bradley]

2 50/50 mixed drinks, and about 16 beers... Last night was good

 

[humpurple kushiones]

poweraid/tequila makes your shit turn blue. true story.

 

[Dustin Nooner]

*clears throat* fuck uo scumbags

 

[Dustin Nooner]

pussy scmbags wheres everyoe at

 

[Aaron]

Took a flask of whiskey to the dark knight midnight with Elmer. Shit was sick.

 

[Jon.]

played like 12 rounds of beer pong too many before seeing dark knight at midnight

 

[Steezeman]

Took a flask of whiskey to the dark knight midnight with Elmer. Shit was sick.

Samesies, except I saw the first two before it in the same theater.