the Drunk Resource

[Joe Collins]

jack daniels single barrel and coke. if its not single barrel, fuck you.

 

[DonaldM]

yes, you've been the king of every drunk thread on every scooter forum EVER.. "Im going snowboarding tomorrow so thats all that mattress" haha still kills me

Definitely quote worthy haha. unfortunately the drunker I get the more COherent I get.. maybe I just try and take my time typing it out. Well I;m drunk currently had a heart to heart with Suz my roomate. good times

 

[Bennett_J]

Tongiht I went swiming drunk and i farted underwater then wondered what underwater fart smells like so i tred s melling it and i almst drwned lol

 

[risser]

^like.

 

[Joe Rush]

Tongiht I went swiming drunk and i farted underwater then wondered what underwater fart smells like so i tred s melling it and i almst drwned lol

i love you.

 

[DonaldM]

I went bar hopping with Bart from Black Dahlia Murder after the Summer Slaughter tour. Got all access but I couldnt shoot lameeee

 

[The Batman]

canaidian hunter up in mah belly as we speak lads, also, tacos are the best bar food ever, esp. if they are 1 dollar a taco y'know, anda dollar a beer, but why the fuck I"m posting on here right now, I guess its a bump via iphone bitchess!

 

[SammyT]

if ound the drunk thread to tonight is a sucj sesh

 

[DonaldM]

Im finally 21 nikkkuhhhh bars close too early

 

[Bennett_J]

I iz drabkjjk

Edit: Last night we were in this guys basement and we were going through our yearbook and we saw this pale/ugly chick and he said "When I first saw her I thought she had down syndrome, but then I saw her forehead and was like... Shit that chick got UP SYNDROME!"

I fell out of the couch!

 

[Bennett_J]

I got court in the morning, I just downed a loko and mikes hard fruit punch, im really drunk, ask the peepz on tiny chat

lolz

 

[jare88]

jesus christ the second tlast post!!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Bennett_J]

 

[Bennett_J]

18 shotz

 

[Bennett_J]

I jus beem drivin roun im gpod aa fick nihhs like ee haf a bonfire n shit and kt was doe

 

[alexscooter]

nothin better then bein crossfaded hell yea

 

[tylerbillman]

I am not drunk to the point of typing incorrectly but I am hitting my keys really hard because it is satisfying. And my dorm is the best mofuggen suite in the whole ten story mofuggen building mofuggahs. 411 reppin bitchessssss

 

[tylerbillman]

blaarrrrrrrrrghablarrrrrrrgh

i fell in love with a girl tonight she's so pretty, I hope I at least can hook up in the future

 

[Bennett_J]

like a 2tth of a hangle ot me, idgaffff niggazmim dkrugnk as shittttttttttt

 

[SammyT]

18 shotz

I call bullshit