The Fart Thread

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
i almost shit myself trying to force one out on my gf.
i got yelled at in a burger king recently for busting ass when i walked by some dude eating
 

cas13

Bronze member
i do work in biology my teacher even hears me and says its good examples of diffusion

shes proud of me i think
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
you guys are fucking gross
am i the only person who hates farts?
like when i fart i just pretend it never happened.
but i think its nastyy
 

Steezeman

Administrator
So I was interning and this third grader ripped one, then said she didn't want her sweater anymore cause she was sitting on it when she farted. Also, I was in class at ASU and someone definitely farted, really bad. I got back to my chair and it just reeked.
 

Rob.

Admin
Staff member
Farting at movie theaters is fun. Eat some veggies before going and it's a real blast
 

matr!

Silver Member
I let a ripper off at school one day when we had to sit on the floor and the teacher went off at someone else for it lol
 
I let a ripper off at school one day when we had to sit on the floor and the teacher went off at someone else for it lol

A kid in my class a few weeks ago thought the teacher yelling at me was a good time to do a fart without anyone noticing. So, as he let it out the teacher stopped yelling and it fell dead silent.....turns out he also shit himself in the process. Don't you just love those moments lol
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
i fart in the bed wit m gf then trap her under the sheets i win!
DUTCH OVENS FTW.

Damn yo, I remember in like 5th grade I was out scootin it up in a neighborhood pretty far from my house. I ripped one... and saw this awful brown liquid running down my leg. No clue how it happened. Most embarrassing day of my life haha.
 
DUTCH OVENS FTW.

Damn yo, I remember in like 5th grade I was out scootin it up in a neighborhood pretty far from my house. I ripped one... and saw this awful brown liquid running down my leg. No clue how it happened. Most embarrassing day of my life haha.

omg ewwww haha. ive never really shit myself outside of my house, but that would definitely suck. this kid in my neighborhood like 6 years ago, he was like 8 at the time. we all went up to the park in the neighborhood next to mine. he said he had to shit before we even left, but he decided to come anyway because we always ditched this kid cuz we didnt like him. we were there and again he said i have to go to the bathroom. we said go home and we'll wait for you. the kid sat there for like an hour crying cuz he shit his pants and it went in his shoes and all this stuff. worst part is, he didnt go back to his house, he went to one of my friends houses, and used one of his moms good white towels. did not shower, or even change the shoes he soiled earlier. or even his clothes. same shitty underwear. it just so happened the shoes he was wearing was shrek 2's, so til this day i still call him shrek 2
 

cas13

Bronze member
omg ewwww haha. ive never really shit myself outside of my house, but that would definitely suck. this kid in my neighborhood like 6 years ago, he was like 8 at the time. we all went up to the park in the neighborhood next to mine. he said he had to shit before we even left, but he decided to come anyway because we always ditched this kid cuz we didnt like him. we were there and again he said i have to go to the bathroom. we said go home and we'll wait for you. the kid sat there for like an hour crying cuz he shit his pants and it went in his shoes and all this stuff. worst part is, he didnt go back to his house, he went to one of my friends houses, and used one of his moms good white towels. did not shower, or even change the shoes he soiled earlier. or even his clothes. same shitty underwear. it just so happened the shoes he was wearing was shrek 2's, so til this day i still call him shrek 2


that is probably the nastiest most fucked up thing i have ever heard on sr


oh yeah and one time when i was about 8 or 10 i farted in the pool and some nasty ass squished turd was the result and then when friends came over i let them borrow the swimming suit i sharded in hahaha
 
lol ^^^^

today in school I had the worst stomach ache. turned out to be the worst case of gas also. one of them sounded like a dirtbike. haha
 

cas13

Bronze member
i had a sausage egg mcmuffin for lunch today. worst decision ever. after the second bite they were coming out hardcore it was pretty nasty.
 

anticee23

Steel Member
yesterday in gym i was sitting on the floor and some girls behind me and i let one rip and this kid next to me got yelled at by them and he goes no that was anthony then i was like safety then they just walked away. they didnt yell at me like they yelled at himm lmfaoo
 
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