The Pickup Line Thread

[Tommy Napolitan]

just go up to a girl and be like "Yo wuts the deal honey bunnzz? Ya'll like poptarts? Thats wuts summerz all about"

 

[ghost24]

hahaha worrdd tommy.

"And I fuckin hate snow. Its the worst invention since Nazis."

 

[GoGzS]

If there are 2 girls you ask the one you don't want "Hey, do you like to dance?" if the answear is "Yes..." ... "Then go dance, I wanna hook up with your friend..."

2 weeks ago, I went out with some friends and one of them just can't resist to fool around with people...
So he comes to some girls "Hey girls what are you drinking?" (like he'd buy them something...) and he expected somethink like "jeger-coke, juice vodka, beer..." whatever...and he'd be like "Where is it, I don't see it..."
But o well the girls said "Whatever you bring us" and he's there confused starting "But where is it, I don't....FUCK!" ... funny story, at the end I hooked up with one of them...maybe this is for the awkward hookup thread

 

[Element]

ha ha ha these lines are so funny lol

 

[scootermcinnis]

i bet u a dollar i can make your boobs move without touching them...
whoops i guess i owe you a dollar now

 

[Scott Trainer]

giggity giggity!
works every time

 

[Jon.]

lmao logan and corey.

"is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants"

props if anyone gets where that one's from.

haha i no that ludacris song

 

[guslarsen]

wanna see my hard drive? it's got alot of ram and it's not floppy.

not the best haha

 

[bennyharradine]

u ask the girl 'what has 148 teeth and can hold the incredibal hulk back?'
answer:'my fly!'

i look bigger when im naked!

 

[NM]

my place or yours?
or
you: are you single?
girl: yes
you: lets fuck

 

[Hep Greg]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[jimmeh08]

Are you a general? because you make my privates stand right up.

 

[Joe Riley]

^ haha

 

[Thomas Kananen]

Bonds, James Bond!

 

[NM]

Bondage, James Bondage!

*fixed*

 

[steven]

i get right to the point
" ayo ma u loookin fine girl let me git yo numba '
as angelo would say " ayo ma y u frontin "

 

[Stevenson]

CAN I GET YO NUMBER!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone!!!!!!1111!!!111

 

[steven]

 

[qwxor]

sup mango?

 

[Jason]

My lady, I approach you here tonight because I have seen you from afar and am quite intruiged by your astonishing beauty. It would be an honor for me to buy you a refreshment and have a friendly conversation, as I would like to pursue a relationship with thyself and possibly, after this affair, have a romantic evening in the midst of one's living quarters.