The Pickup Line Thread

[themaskedman2]

Hey i Lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
lol I'm pretty sure drake named everyone i can think of

 

[humpurple kushiones]

me to pretty girl: are you a man?
girl: no
me: may i check?

 

[JDBen]

*slap

 

[Stevenson]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

win

 

[humpurple kushiones]

so one time my friend p was walking down the road, all of a sudden he met with its friends e,n,i, s . so p, e, n, i, and s were walking down the road and a car hit them all and made them one person. after penis got out of the hospital.it saw you and stood up. the point is, bend down

 

[Joe Riley]

liltony, haha

 

[Jason]

Mmmm... You smell like gravy.

 

[corruptedrapture]

nice shoes
wanna f---

 

[Joe Riley]

]
nice shoes
wanna f---

greg beat you to it

but still, win.

 

[natelst]

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hahaha
if i was youre heart, would you let me beat

haha the best one ever!!!

 

[Corey]

i think im gonna stick with...Hi, im Corey Winard.

 

[Tylerr.]

damm you corey
aha

 

[harris]

haha
we were on about these today at school in citizenship.
They were really cheesey lol

Is your dad a lumberjack? because you've just given me the wood.
You're like a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you.
Your like a piece of homework, I'll do you on the table.

 

[Tylerr.]

aha at the alst one

 

[conordavidson]

"I'm gonna rape you, don't resist."

 

[humpurple kushiones]

untie a girls shoelace, then tell her its untied. as she bends to tie it rip her pants and fucck her relentlessly

 

[NM]

^lol^
hey is your dad a terrorist? cus ur tha bomb.
or just go up to a girl who's dressed real skanky and say how much?

 

[NateBaker]

CAN I GET YO NUMBER!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone!!!!!!1111!!!111

haha from snl

 

[Aaron]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to fuckk you with a rake.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Hi, i'm aaron and you'd look better with my penis inside you.

 

[dre]

Roses are red and ready for plucking,
You are 16 and ready for..... high school!