The Pickup Line Thread

[Peter Luce]

girl your feet must be hurtin, cause you've been running through my mind alllllll dayyyy.

that one is so corny.

 

[SPARTAN WORRIOR]

hey whats up, your cute

 

[Corey]

"i'm gay...."

 

[c4scooters]

"i'm gay...."

Winner.

 

[josepharmstrong]

corey i wana hear all urs then i cud get any girl instead of just liek half as much as u lol

 

[Steve Moore]

I got one! "Hi I'm friends with Corey Winard, do you wanna go out?"

 

[Chandler Olsen]

"Hi my names chandler, i know this one guy named corey winward who picks up alot of girls and he lives in new jersey. wanna go out?"


win.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

"hi im corey winward."
(girl jumps on top of you and take off your cloths and....)

super win

 

[elmer]

let me duke you bitchhhh

 

[Brian Murphy]

]
let me duke you bitchhhh

i love u elmer

 

[dezbert]

]
let me duke you bitchhhh

HAHAHAHA.

 

[byreen]

Well, It's not going to suck itself
You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong
I'm like domino's pizza, if i dont come in 30 minutes the next one's free

lmao this just made my day, hahahahaha

 

[Corey]

]
let me duke you bitchhhh

i love u elmer

and LOL to everyone about me hahha

 

[302scooters]

Well, It's not going to suck itself
You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong
I'm like domino's pizza, if i dont come in 30 minutes the next one's free

lmao this just made my day, hahahahaha

LOL

 

[zprestoe]

"i'm a scooter rider...."

fixed.

 

[Big L]

BUMPPPP

Youve got all the curves, but ive got all the angles

If you and I were squirrels id store my nuts in your hole.

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? cause your really good at raising cocks.

Yo cutie you be my dairy queen i'll be your burger king, you treat me right i'll do it your way.

Love is a sensation caused by temptation to feel a penetration a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Am i cute? or do you need another drink.

I am not weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight.

 

[Joe Riley]

BUMPPPP

Youve got all the curves, but ive got all the angles

If you and I were squirrels id store my nuts in your hole.

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? cause your really good at raising cocks.

Yo cutie you be my dairy queen i'll be your burger king, you treat me right i'll do it your way.

Love is a sensation caused by temptation to feel a penetration a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Am i cute? or do you need another drink.

I am not weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight.

LMFAO.
ill remember that one.

 

[Big L]

legitttt sauce

 

[Chandler Olsen]

"hey whats your name?"

"(says name)*

"hey that sounds like my next girfriend"

(or any other variation of thing)

 

[ghost24]

guns work real welll, bitches be all over your knob when its a matter of life or death