Awkward hookup stories?

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dre

Member
Ethan Hong said:
hmmmmmmm... keep in mind i get that hammered before i even think about hooking up. i makes them look better :) everybody wins

Its pretty weird when you get THE BEsSt head you have ever had, and then 10 mins later your best mate tells you hes just been making out with some chick for 5 mins (points to the girl who just ate your baby gravy)

ummm, some random girl showing up at my house with a video of us doing some pretty interesting things, oh. the reason she came to my house was she stalked me off myspace and rang all my mates to come to my house and return my underpants :)

YOUR MATES MUM JUMPING IN THE SHOWER WITH YOU BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!! jesus that was strange
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hahahahahahahaha last one is fucking golden


the dome one is hilarious, imagine how your friend would feel though if you told him that bitch just slobbed ur knob 5 minutes ago
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
Dre said:
Ethan Hong said:
hmmmmmmm... keep in mind i get that hammered before i even think about hooking up. i makes them look better :) everybody wins

Its pretty weird when you get THE BEsSt head you have ever had, and then 10 mins later your best mate tells you hes just been making out with some chick for 5 mins (points to the girl who just ate your baby gravy)

ummm, some random girl showing up at my house with a video of us doing some pretty interesting things, oh. the reason she came to my house was she stalked me off myspace and rang all my mates to come to my house and return my underpants :)

YOUR MATES MUM JUMPING IN THE SHOWER WITH YOU BY ACCIDENT!!!!!!! jesus that was strange
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hahahahahahahaha last one is fucking golden


the dome one is hilarious, imagine how your friend would feel though if you told him that bitch just slobbed ur knob 5 minutes ago
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came in here to say what dre just did
hahah
 
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natelst

Member
i have another hookup story.
my current gf, i met her last summer very random but we met at the grocery store and her and her friend were like outside racing eachother to see who could drink a gallon of milk first and well a loong story shorter is that i called her lol and just hit it off haha.
i think milk turns me on, im not sure though lol.
 
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JackDillon

Member
only awkward story is that me and my current gf were rooting when my parents were out one time, then 15 mins in my parents arived home lol
 
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natelst

Member
Dre said:
Nate Hughes said:
i have another hookup story.
my current gf, i met her last summer very random but we met at the grocery store and her and her friend were like outside racing eachother to see who could drink a gallon of milk first and well a loong story shorter is that i called her lol and just hit it off haha.
i think milk turns me on, im not sure though lol.
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lol then gostick yur ddiick in like a milk bottle or something
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i was kidding lol.
 
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rice

evan yamada
ok so me and james gee were chillin with this chick that wanted james's nuts and when we get to my house were all in my room and i leave to get something to drink and eat or what not and when i come up my dorr happens to be locked and soooo i stay downstairs for like an hour on SR until she had to leave where i learn that james gee had just got a handjob on my friggen bed...how do i explain to my mom my sheets need to be washed
 
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Steve Moore

Steel Member
[nukk said:
EVAN]
ok so me and james gee were chillin with this chick that wanted james's nuts and when we get to my house were all in my room and i leave to get something to drink and eat or what not and when i come up my dorr happens to be locked and soooo i stay downstairs for like an hour on SR until she had to leave where i learn that james gee had just got a handjob on my friggen bed...how do i explain to my mom my sheets need to be washed
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Say "A girl gave James a handjob on my bed"



Hey why doesn't Firefox think handjob is a word?
 
Joe Riley

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
[nukk said:
EVAN]
ok so me and james gee were chillin with this chick that wanted james's nuts and when we get to my house were all in my room and i leave to get something to drink and eat or what not and when i come up my dorr happens to be locked and soooo i stay downstairs for like an hour on SR until she had to leave where i learn that james gee had just got a handjob on my friggen bed...how do i explain to my mom my sheets need to be washed
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milk stains. or you play with yourself at night. they both work pretty well.
 
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CodyChirichiello

Steel Member
you could clean them yourself. and it not like its that weird if they need to be washed, sheets should be washed kind of frequently anyway.
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
[nukk said:
EVAN]
ok so me and james gee were chillin with this chick that wanted james's nuts and when we get to my house were all in my room and i leave to get something to drink and eat or what not and when i come up my dorr happens to be locked and soooo i stay downstairs for like an hour on SR until she had to leave where i learn that james gee had just got a handjob on my friggen bed...how do i explain to my mom my sheets need to be washed
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Just clean them yourself. About 6 years ago my brother got in a fight with some dude and the dude cut him. It wasn't deep but it was bleeding a lot and we ended up patching him up on my bed. It was on that day I used to Wikipedia to learn how to use a washer. You'll never regret learning how to use it. Trust me.
 
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rice

evan yamada
Joe Riley. said:
make james wash them.
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i like this guys idea lol
and are u kidding i dont know how to use a washer thats what my sister and mom are for i might do a wikipedia search :)
 
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