Falls Because Your A Clutz Thread

matr!

Silver Member
I went to the skatepark and the steep roll-in had just been pressure cleaned so I went to go up it and I was running up and near the top and I couldn't go any further because it was so slippery, so I turned around and jumped 180 to go back down and I fell on my ass and slide down it. I nearly got skittled by some kid on a BMX lol
 

mcnutty93

Shane McNulty
i was at tic for the comp and i wanted to pump up a ramp to get speed for the quarter but when i tucked i pushed my feet up too early as i was going up the ramp so my front wheel hit the top of the ramp and just caught. i kept going and flew over the entire box and my scooter when like straight up lol. super embarrassing

another time i was at the skatepark and my legs were tired from riding all day and i was just screwing around and somehow i ended up pushing and kicking the front wheel and fork and flipped forward lol. super embarrassing cause i got cut
 

Jacob D.

Member
i was riding with no hands texting, when all of a sudden i decide to make my thighs let go of my bars, (i was on the street) my scooter went under some parked car and i flew into some mud...
 

Dean Bost

Bronze member
my little cousin was riding his scooter really low like sitting down almost and hit a bump and his face hit the crossbar and chipped his tooth
 

Riley Hughes

Steel Member
okay so there was just this piece of plywood on the ground. so i go up to hang-5 it. i'm going pretty fast, and when i go to lift up my front wheel to put it on the piece of plywood.. well i wasn't used to my foot on the foldy so it didnt lift up as much as i wanted it to and i fell on my face. it was pretty funny my friend was cracking up haha.
 
I was riding over my friends house he was on his bike behind me and the sidewalk ended btw i was going fast as fuck and there was dirt i hit the dirt on my face and then my friend ran me over and hes fat as hell

another one

at xw 2007 i went to walk up the bank slipped hit my shin and still have a giant scar from it lol
 

DJ Lee

Steel Member
i was at my local park the day school was out, and there were a bunch of little kids on scooters loitering around, I was up on my perch on top of the 6 ft qp(tallest one in my park) and i was lookin for a clearing, as soon as i found it, i dropped in and as soon as i did the fattest one appeared out of nowhere RIGHT in front of me aaand lets say he didnt move. and i got the wind knocked out of me AND titty sweat on my face
 

Ben Para

Member
i went to drop in but my friend said something funny and i tried to stay on the top of the ramp to listen but ended up sliding down on my butt messing up this guys trick :( i felt stupid
 
i was carving around the corner of a bowl to hit a hip, i was focusing on the hip too much, and my wheel went over coping and i fell down a concrete 7 foot quarter slamming my face on the concrete.
 
last year december 26 i only remember cuz i got all my new stuff for christmas. i had put together all my new stuff and was so ready to try it out. i go up to my local park and as soon as i get there i go to a 2 foot halfpipe we like to mess around on. i drop in and my wheel turns a little and i face plant. i fractured my cheek and my teeth are permanently bent back. lol the day after christmas.
 

ttt

Member
I went of a kicker and missed my deck and the scooter dragged me like 5 feet. i got a couple of scrapes but it was pretty funny!!
 

Tanner!

Steel Member
i was double whipping this pyramid and missed the catch, scooter landed i was goin fast, my feet landed next to it, my scooter dragged me like 10 feet. all the skaters laughed. =(
 
well, i was at my local, and i was flowing the spines like i do every day. i go to throw a table, and clip the coping. my shin lands on the deckplate and splits it open, lol. i get up and i didnt even notice. i couldnt feel a thing. then i looked down and the cut was so deep that i saw my bone. then it just filled up with blood.
heres a picture bout an hour later at taco bell.
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hairy legs ftw.
 
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