Falls Because Your A Clutz Thread

[planoscooters27]

i have a three step in front of my house, well we put a tiny ramp there and you use it as a step up. well i was going full speed at it and forgot to to jump up the curb so i smacked my head into the ramp

 

[tylerbillman]

In school going up the stairs my friend fell right on his face and I laughed real hard.

So later that day Im going up the stairs and I have my hands in my pockets and trip and fall flat on my face...
Right infront of my friend I laughed at!

Karmaaaaaaa!

 

[DrewLari@gmail.com]

my little cousin was riding his scooter really low like sitting down almost and hit a bump and his face hit the crossbar and chipped his tooth

^^^
That won.

 

[Tanner!]

well, i was at my local, and i was flowing the spines like i do every day. i go to throw a table, and clip the coping. my shin lands on the deckplate and splits it open, lol. i get up and i didnt even notice. i couldnt feel a thing. then i looked down and the cut was so deep that i saw my bone. then it just filled up with blood.
heres a picture bout an hour later at taco bell.

hairy legs ftw.

dude i was fricken there that was crazzyyyy. did you ever end up gettin stitches?

 

[alec logan]

well, i am riding on a sidewalk with a friend, i turn around to look at him and my front wheel digs into the dirt/grass right next to the side walk lmfao...

 

[ridescooters3]

well, i was at my local, and i was flowing the spines like i do every day. i go to throw a table, and clip the coping. my shin lands on the deckplate and splits it open, lol. i get up and i didnt even notice. i couldnt feel a thing. then i looked down and the cut was so deep that i saw my bone. then it just filled up with blood.
heres a picture bout an hour later at taco bell.

hairy legs ftw.

Honestly bone? haha.

 

[Strictly!]

i was goin to bri up this 1/4 and it had a box infront ov it i dropped in and as i pulled up to go ova the box my forks snapped and i faceplanted my deck while holdin the bars
lol 6 km walk home lol

 

[c.roman]

found a metal sign on the floor while riding so i was like " hey, imma put this up against that curb to make a stupid ramp" so i did. i rode up to it, it bent right in the middle to the shape of the curb, almost face planted but i jumped over my bars and caught myself with both palms and one knee. funny as hell

 

[markmacwan]

one time i fell over an empty coke can

 

[jordan1]

i was riding txting no hands and some hot ass chick walked by with her twin sister and i look up and ran right in to my friend who was riding towards me haha

 

[Tanner!]

i was riding txting no hands and some hot ass chick walked by with her twin sister and i look up and ran right in to my friend who was riding towards me haha

probably best one yet hahaha

 

[Lance]

i was riding txting no hands and some hot ass chick walked by with her twin sister and i look up and ran right in to my friend who was riding towards me haha

witch twins jordan

 

[Tom Cirbee]

didnt catch a bar cuz i had just heard one of my favorite songs come on in the backround. hurtt

 

[LewisArsenault]

i went to hop onto a curb and somehow didn't jump high enough my back wheel caught it and i flew forward and ate shit.

I do that Naturally, But I don't eat shit. And My Back wheel Pops out of the Curb after it Catching.

 

[Jacob D.]

I have two exremely stupid things:

I was riding flat in my basement and i was working on a 180 whip to fakie bar to fakie whip to fakie bar to bar out (lmao) and my phone started ringing, i was like wtf and i didn't catch the last bar and i hit my head on the door at the end of my basement....

otherwise - sleepover w/ my friend we wake up at 3 am decide to ride in my basement i go to do a tailwhip and at the last second i decided im to tired to land on it so i just fall on my face....

 

[Ethan Spence]

i dont land boosts unless i scream random noises.

 

[Jacob D.]

i was goin to bri up this 1/4 and it had a box infront ov it i dropped in and as i pulled up to go ova the box my forks snapped and i faceplanted my deck while holdin the bars
lol 6 km walk home lol

I hate when parts break when im riding street, my fork snapped when i was a few miles away from home and i needed to get back home in like 15 minutes, i had to manual fast as fuck whenever i could lol

 

[austin2112]

stupid one, me and my friend had a "race". we had to ride around the park and do 5 180s before we made it around first one there wins. i started out flying i wanted to get the 180s done at the end and my wheel got stuck inbetween a crack and i face planted. scraped up face sprained wrist and crack phone screen

 

[Zach!]

i wasnt paying attention and i slammed into a curb and flew over the handbars..ahh good day

 

[AnthonyPellino]

Oh god heres my story:

At the skatepark. Two madd hot girls sitting on the halfpipe. I go to do a 5 off the kicker. I run and attempt to jump on the scooter, miss fall, smash my face on the ground and start bleeding everywhere. Good day. Good day. They laughed. I was on the ground in agony.