Falls Because Your A Clutz Thread

manny along this hell long wall right at the end i dropped the front down and flipped over the bars landed on knee swollen as fuck and cant walk :(

one day before a comp which i would have done really well in since where i am if you can bri your a god lmao
Mega Fail :(
 
tryed to manual a box thing and dropped down at last moment scooter completely stopped i flew over the bars cos i was goin fast as and land right on my elbow OWW!! Another time tryed a 3 out of tiny quarter got to about 90 degrees and just completely dipped land hard on front wheel shattered my shit yak bar went strait to my chest=BIG bruise
 

Dean Bost

Bronze member
ok this is funny... i hit a sticker on the back of some car i swerved fell in the road and the hot girl driving by laughed...ahaha and josh was that brad im guessing?
 

short_bus_Scooter

Steel Member
ride when your dead tired, i get home from 9 hours of mowin lawns lulz, fall for because i dont have the energy and look like a retard while doing it
 

Gaston

Steel Member
I was on my way to sonic. and i deck tap up curbs or what ever, when you jump and case on purpose. well there is rock on the side of the curb. my front wheel went into the rocks and i ate it lol.
 

iscootsNZ

Member
i whipped ths grass gap while going pretty slow, and my back wheel hit the edge of the gap wen i was landing. I went over the handlebars and didi a forward roll it didn't hurt very much though.
 
i have had a lot of clumsy spills -.- rifing along day dreaming, hit a curb poking up to face plant.
rolling at like 30 cm pper hour at park in frontof everyone, did a barspin flat and completely fell on my hole (lmfao)
doing whips and misjudging the catch, and triped over deck..
went to slow to drop in, jumped fly out, cased the couping and went over bars infront of all vhte bikers lol..
 
About a year ago I was on my drive just rolling along then my mate said "watch this" (he was on his bike), so I turned around to look at him, but forgot to stop rolling, then about 2 seconds after turning round, I rode into the corner of the wall at the end of my drive, it grazed my stomach, and some how I've got a 2 inch long scar on my stomach from it that hasn't gone away since last year!?
 

DJ Lee

Steel Member
i fucked up my right thumb doing a barspin flat on my driveway. i cant grab anyting at the moment :( this happened an hour ago
 
went to do a 3 on flat and the next thing i remember, my two friends are helping me off the ground and are like ecstatic of what just happened. needless to say, i blacked out mid 3 and landed straight on my face hahaha.


edit: almost forgot this one, i was walking with my scooter and i was practicing the motion of a bri flip, i didn't throw it fast enough so the deck swung around and smacked me directly on my forehead

also this one time i was riding and went to go up a little driveway curb jump to jump over the grass onto the sidewalk, once i landed on the sidewalk my front wheel catches a crack in the sidewalk and i flip over my bars and fracture my wrist.
 

Nobet

Member
manual down the street filming with 1 hand didn't see the grass. ended up doing frontroll got some good rolling footage tho
 
we were riding to the shop my mate on his bike started grabbing my shirt and i was dragging him. i pushed a bit to get speed but he wasnt expecting it so he fell of his bike onto this drive way lol it was pretty funny
 

Jacek

Member
i was trying to heelwhip a 3 but when the deck was coming to my heels, i tripped over it backwards and fell on my ass. it was like a 3 foot drop and it hurt so bad.
 

DJ Lee

Steel Member
OH OH, got another 1, i was manualing a skateboard holding my friends camera bag while he was filming me, i hit a crack with my itty bitty wheels, flew foward on the ground and end up throwing the bag up in the air and it hit me in the back of the head. idk what happened to the footie tho :(
 

Matthew_D

Steel Member
Had my bars off for some reason, and was randomly throwing the motion of a inward then the bars slammed into my elbow :)
 
Dropping in on a quarter, went back wheel first and manualed down the whole quarter, landed on my ass and slid about 5 metres...fun :)
 

sebharris

Member
Once I was seshing this hip at a skate park about 90 km away from my house and I wanted to try something I knew I'd never landed to see what happened so I tried a 270 bri, not a good idea, got to 90 degrees and bowlegged and my right foot got caught on the brake and I did the splits, ripped my jeans, hit my face on the edge of the hip and thought I busted my lip, but I just cut it and got a big-ass bruise on my chin. I had a laugh, then a run to get the pain off my mind, then McDonalds.
 
I was pissed off learning bri airs on a concrete quarter pipe, so as I was approaching it, I kicked it toward the quarter. It stayed upright, flew up the ramp, then came down and landed on my back as I was walking away. Does that make sense?
 
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