Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

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ben-pat-bro

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Geordie Mac said:
geordies story time:)
went out with this chick whos rank ill admit, only did it coz mymate recommended i needed to smashthe shit out of some chick to get some experience
she came and slept at my house one night, not much sleeping going on though
started hooking up and she grabbed my dick instantly, she was that keen for it hahah
anyways after about an hour of foolin round and all the primary school stuff, fingers headys etc i was like "just say it,u want me in you" and she was like "fuck oath i do hahah"
first time ever, lasted 15 mins i was like fckkk when i blew
half an hour later, i was like na that was shit im making up for that
50 mins and 2 orgasms later she was crying and i was like :S are you crying, she was like "no dont stop, its soo good" im just like fuck that, im not gunna keep going if your crying bub
and yer
first thing this established was that doggystyle rips
second thing was she told everyone at our school i was her best root shes had, and shes a fair slut so yer
got my rep up :)
too bad she def wasnt the best chick
when she was crying that was def the most awkward situation ive ever been in hahaha
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lol geordie
hahha
 
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ben-pat-bro

Member
Aaron B made it haha

Also I have another story
I was tuneing this chick for a week or two, wasnt looking for a relationship and made that clear to her, she seemed cool with it
Anyway we were fooling around at the train station in the morning
i was flirting with her heaps
little did i know she had a boyfriend
He approached me and punched me in the face, it hurt, lots...
for some reason im still trying to get in with her
HAHAHA
dumb bitch could have told me she had a boyfriend
lols.
 
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nick_is_me1

Member
BenThompson said:
Aaron B made it haha

Also I have another story
I was tuneing this chick for a week or two, wasnt looking for a relationship and made that clear to her, she seemed cool with it
Anyway we were fooling around at the train station in the morning
i was flirting with her heaps
little did i know she had a boyfriend
He approached me and punched me in the face, it hurt, lots...
for some reason im still trying to get in with her
HAHAHA
dumb bitch could have told me she had a boyfriend
lols.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg
thats fuckin hilarious!
and your still tuning her! LOOOOOOOOOOOL
 
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brinddy

Member
haha me and nick have a pretty funny story, but ill let him tell it,

involes jumping out windows prety much naked :)
 
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saltwater

Member
BenThompson said:
ScooTa Chris said:
Last year at school i was sitting down, and i was this chic i kinda new that was 2 yrs older than, so we started talking than i started hitting on her she sat on my lap then we started playing touchie feely, she was moving around/grinding a bit i got a bonner and it was right on her vag, than she whisperd "i do anal you know?" then moved alittle forward, and i swear i was about to cream my pants, i moved my hand up her skirt
Then all of a sudden she got up coz her friend said what are you doing, and i quickly put my boii down she walked away and see you later and smiled
All the guys around me were like wtf high 5 (cos they were nerds and never got any)
Best day ever
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Haha
thats sick
anything happen after this??


Best thing that happend to me at school was sitting next to my girlfriend in yr 7
had my hand on her upper thigh
gradually moved it up to vag
and he friends who were behind us started laughing
pretty funny

also found out she really wasnt fridget like 2 months before we broke up
cause she got her braces off (made her soo much hotter :0)
and all she wanted to do was hook up
all the time
it was awsome
:)
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Haha yr 7, ppl are doing it younger these days
Narr, she graduated last year and moved up north cos she does female wresteling
i wish i wrestled her and won brown! ;)
 
Jason

Jason

Silver Member
Back in grade 9 there was a girl called Sally. Cute face and a body to boot. One day I decided to slide a note across to her in class to see if I could score. I waited in silence cause I was pretty shy and nervous back then. Then she said "Why don't you go out with Sam instead? She likes you." Sam is one of those girls that is way popular and hotter than everyone else. I look over to Sam and she was blushing a bit.

I just laughed and said "Pfft fuck off."

I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy ever to reject Sam. :D
 
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2155

Member
Jason Elies said:
Back in grade 9 there was a girl called Sally. Cute face and a body to boot. One day I decided to slide a note across to her in class to see if I could score. I waited in silence cause I was pretty shy and nervous back then. Then she said "Why don't you go out with Sam instead? She likes you." Sam is one of those girls that is way popular and hotter than everyone else. I look over to Sam and she was blushing a bit.

I just laughed and said "Pfft fuck off."

I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy ever to reject Sam. :D
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HAHAHHA
Funny cunt.
 
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wazzascoots

Member
well this isnt sexual just made me laugh so hard.
one day at rory coes house me and chris hart were chillin in the morning while rory was giving the shower a thrashen.
he walks out witha towel on and goes to me and chris, do u think i have a big package.
everyone tells me i do.
me n chris looked at eachother and laughed so fuckign hard, rory cops shit for it everyday i see him.
 
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