funniest " getting caught" stories

Stevenson

Stevenson

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Angelo. said:
wen i was younger and a local hood rat i would make water balons and hit cars one day i threw it in the wrong car it the guy in his face he was driving a lexus he was so cockk desil as i was told by my friends, he chased me but i ran away my friends told me that wen he sees me hes gona cut my balls off ...thank god i never saw him
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Kyper

Kyper

Member
Stevenson-Scoot said:
Angelo. said:
wen i was younger and a local hood rat i would make water balons and hit cars one day i threw it in the wrong car it the guy in his face he was driving a lexus he was so cockk desil as i was told by my friends, he chased me but i ran away my friends told me that wen he sees me hes gona cut my balls off ...thank god i never saw him
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600 posts. =]
 
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Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
We were playing chink the other night at the local playground. We were leaving, and a cop rolled up. We got caught being out 5 minutes before curfew... problem is we were all 19/20 years old... silly cop. I laughed at him and walked to my car. Theres other things a cop should be doing rather then writing kids curfew violations
 
Joe Riley

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
i was riding down the street from my house and my sister was outside. i was heading back to my house and a cop pulls up. silly dickhead starts writing out this ticket for no helmet and a little black kid walks up onto my porch and steals my sisters scooter. i tell the cop and he tells me to shut the fuck up.
 
Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
Joe Riley said:
i was riding down the street from my house and my sister was outside. i was heading back to my house and a cop pulls up. silly dickhead starts writing out this ticket for no helmet and a little black kid walks up onto my porch and steals my sisters scooter. i tell the cop and he tells me to shut the fuck up.
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i had a cop yell at me for not wearing a helmet, but i was in my own driveway
some cops jst suck
 
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Michael Martinez

Michael Martinez
TRAINER said:
Joe Riley said:
i was riding down the street from my house and my sister was outside. i was heading back to my house and a cop pulls up. silly dickhead starts writing out this ticket for no helmet and a little black kid walks up onto my porch and steals my sisters scooter. i tell the cop and he tells me to shut the fuck up.
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i had a cop yell at me for not wearing a helmet, but i was in my own driveway
some cops jst suck
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i got told to put on a helmet by a cop when i was going down the street to my neighbors house 3 houses down
 
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NM

Member
Brian Boston said:
We were playing chink the other night at the local playground. We were leaving, and a cop rolled up. We got caught being out 5 minutes before curfew... problem is we were all 19/20 years old... silly cop. I laughed at him and walked to my car. Theres other things a cop should be doing rather then writing kids curfew violations
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wtf is curfew? im australian we can do wat eva we want.
 
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Jarryd M

Member
N-M said:
Brian Boston said:
We were playing chink the other night at the local playground. We were leaving, and a cop rolled up. We got caught being out 5 minutes before curfew... problem is we were all 19/20 years old... silly cop. I laughed at him and walked to my car. Theres other things a cop should be doing rather then writing kids curfew violations
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wtf is curfew? im australian we can do wat eva we want.
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I'm guessing curfew is where you have to be home before a certain time.
 
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Forest12

Member
Ian Kachmar said:
Wow you guys have curfews, and have to wear helmets? FAIL
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curfew is the gayest law ever made.
and yea its when people undder 18 cant be outside after,,, i think its 2 or like something.
and oonly FUKKING ass hole cops give out tickets for no helmet.
 
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Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
N-M said:
Brian Boston said:
We were playing chink the other night at the local playground. We were leaving, and a cop rolled up. We got caught being out 5 minutes before curfew... problem is we were all 19/20 years old... silly cop. I laughed at him and walked to my car. Theres other things a cop should be doing rather then writing kids curfew violations
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wtf is curfew? im australian we can do wat eva we want.
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People under 18 have to be home after a certain time, some states have it and some don't. In PA its
Children under 18 are permitted on public streets according to the following guidelines:

Sunday through Thursday: Children must be inside by 10:30 PM and cannot venture out until 6:00 AM.

Friday and Saturday: Children cannot be out after 12:00 Midnight. They may leave the premises at 6:00 AM.

Penalties:
Juvenile violators are subject to a $25 to $300 fine.
Parents and Business Operators are subject to a $50 to $300 fine.
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Kinda ridiculous huh?
 
petersrides

petersrides

Member
me and trainer got yelled at in haddonfield for not wearing helmets cops are gay
my story might not be funny but ill try anyway me and my girlfriend we hooking up in my room and you know what follows that so we wer under the covers naked and such, but usually my grandmom will knock before she enters but this time she didnt i knew i heard sumtin walking through the hallway and then BOOOOM the dor swings open and i look right and shes standing there she screams GET OFFFFF and im like get outttt she runs over and just pulls the blanket off and starts yelling, so i threw the closest thing at her which was a animal edwin grip and now im grounded for like 2 weeks hahaha
 
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