funniest " getting caught" stories

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Michael Martinez

Michael Martinez
its true dude he came and i was like do u know him and he was just like no i was like car ride was akward huh and he just said very akward lol
 
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scootcb

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Well this isnt funny but yeah...kinda gay,
so i was in wood workin and there was a drill press that wasnt on so i cranked it and i made it go into a piece of wood and it got stuck. So i tried to pull it out and it wouldnt so i look up and my teacher and hes looking at me and the wood is all like fucked up and i let go of it and it all like spins and shit. Now everyone is looking at me (and its rly loud cuz of lots of sanders going) and hes trying to say something but i cant her him so i just fuckin rip the board out and walk away. Now he was all pissed and i just said it was like that... So i walk back to it and a girl in my class has to use it and i bent the nail so when u turn it on it spins so im just like FUCCCCKKK so i try to bend it back and it worked but i forgot to take the key out to tighten it and then i turn it on and it all spins around and breaks and shit...ugh gayest thing.
 
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Starfox92

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Well, for the sake of the thread. A few months ago I toked up with 3 friends in my friend's bathroom, and everything was sweet. We were all chilling playing video games in his room and his mom walked in and like an idiot he races to the bathroom to clean up the bong/multiple baggies everywhere. His mom obviously knew what was going on and just told us to leave, so my 2 other friends race out, and like an asshole I couldn't find my shoes. Probably the most awkward search for my shoes I've ever had to do.
 
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corruptedrapture

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JonathanLiriano said:
Well, for the sake of the thread. A few months ago I toked up with 3 friends in my friend's bathroom, and everything was sweet. We were all chilling playing video games in his room and his mom walked in and like an idiot he races to the bathroom to clean up the bong/multiple baggies everywhere. His mom obviously knew what was going on and just told us to leave, so my 2 other friends race out, and like an asshole I couldn't find my shoes. Probably the most awkward search for my shoes I've ever had to do.
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hahahaha woww
 
Domsicle

Domsicle

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I was at a friends house play super smash brothers and I was kickin all my friends asses so they were getting pissed off. Well little did our friend cameron know that our friend chris's brother was gay.(we were at chris' hoiuse) so i beat cameron and he yells "AW FAGGOT" and chris got a text saying "you might wanna tell your little friends that the word he just used isn't welcome here" so we tell cameron and he goes "SHIT IVE BEEN IN TOO MANY PRIUSES" and again we told cameron that chris's brother drives a prius too.

we left right afte
 
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dre

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JonathanLiriano said:
Well, for the sake of the thread. A few months ago I toked up with 3 friends in my friend's bathroom, and everything was sweet. We were all chilling playing video games in his room and his mom walked in and like an idiot he races to the bathroom to clean up the bong/multiple baggies everywhere. His mom obviously knew what was going on and just told us to leave, so my 2 other friends race out, and like an asshole I couldn't find my shoes. Probably the most awkward search for my shoes I've ever had to do.
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ohhh man, looking for shoes when you're not sober is never fun. I was at this party and one of my friends got really drunk, so my other friend had to walk him out to his cab, and we both had blue shoes, so he accidentally took mine, but I didn't know this at the time, so I ended up going around the entire house for about 20 minutes yelling "where in the fuck are my shoes" or something like that a whole bunch while the kid who had the party's parents were there cleaning up aha, ended up having to go home in my socks because my friend's shoes were like 2 sizes too small for me..
 
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metrocardscheme

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wen i was younger and a local hood rat i would make water balons and hit cars one day i threw it in the wrong car it the guy in his face he was driving a lexus he was so cockk desil as i was told by my friends, he chased me but i ran away my friends told me that wen he sees me hes gona cut my balls off ...thank god i never saw him
 
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idk47

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I went to my ex-gf's house like after school when she stayed home, and then her step dad came home and we didn't hear him until he was walking around downstairs and we were like oh shit.. so i hid in the closet, and he walks in shes just sittin' there, and then he like walks out, and for some reason he came back looked in the closet, and i was like "Hey there" hahahahahaha

I didn't get in trouble but she did.
 
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